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‘We Leave Nobody Behind’

Posted on | October 30, 2012 | 12 Comments

by Smitty

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Top 10 signs you may be Nobody:
10. You have blasphemed the Holy Narrative.
9. You have poked fun at #OccupyResoluteDesk on Twitter.
8. You have attended a Tea Party event.
7. You live in a red state.
6. You are not an Obama bundler.
5. You did not go to an Ivy League school.
4. You live in flyover country.
3. You live in a Southern state.
2. You are a military voter
1. You are named Stevens, Smith, Doherty or Woods

via Breitbart

Update: linked by Paco.
Update II: linked by Hogewash, who fears he may be a nobody.

Category: Barack Obama

Comments

12 Responses to “‘We Leave Nobody Behind’”

  1. jsn2
    October 30th, 2012 @ 5:19 pm

    An ahole with big ears. Can’t imagine another 4 years of this incompetent affirmative action surfer.

  2. jwallin
    October 30th, 2012 @ 5:22 pm

    Mr. Obama wouldn’t know honor or integrity if they knocked on his door.

    November 6th we can remind him.

  3. Obama: We leave nobody behind « The Daley Gator
    October 30th, 2012 @ 5:58 pm

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  4. richard mcenroe
    October 30th, 2012 @ 8:09 pm

    BREAKING: Obama orders naval sorties to support Coast Guard operations to recover Dem voters washed out of East Coast graveyards…” We leave no body behind!”

  5. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    October 30th, 2012 @ 8:09 pm

    I guess Stevens, Smith, Woods and Doherty were “Nobody.”

  6. Hmmm. I May Be a Nobody | hogewash
    October 30th, 2012 @ 8:41 pm

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  8. Mike Rogers
    October 30th, 2012 @ 8:55 pm

    Reminds me of primary season when “Nobody can beat Obama”, they said, and Nobody was doing pretty darned well:

    http://granitegrok.com/blog/2012/05/42-of-democrats-prefer-nobama-part-4-cartoon-of-the-day

    If 42% of Democrats preferred “Nobama” in the primaries, why are they surprised that he is losing now?

  9. RebeccaH
    October 30th, 2012 @ 10:12 pm

    After reading the latest on Benghazi, I want to throw up every time I hear that man speak.

  10. richard mcenroe
    October 30th, 2012 @ 10:28 pm

    Don’t throw up. Throw out. Obama.

  11. Proof
    October 31st, 2012 @ 12:34 am

    Like Clinton before him, it depends on what your definition of “we” is.

  12. WyBlog - Obama: "We leave nobody behind". Unless your name is Stevens, Smith, Doherty or Woods
    October 31st, 2012 @ 11:07 am

    Obama: “We leave nobody behind”. Unless your name is Stevens, Smith, Doherty or Woods…

    How can you tell if you’re a nobody? Smitty compiled a handy top 10 list. Keep it by your Obamaphone, in case you call for rescue and the White House tells the first responders to stand down….