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RNC Rule 5 With Ann Romney and Other Smokin’ Hot Republican Party Babes

Posted on | August 29, 2012 | 25 Comments

TAMPA, Florida
Before our wolfish readers start getting all hubba-hubba about this photo of Dana Loesch and Lauren Luxemburg, permit me to point out that the photo was taken at Tuesday night’s “Homocon” party sponsored by GOProud, held at an Ybor City gay bar called The Honey Pot. As a matter of fact, if you’ll notice in the background, there is what would appear to be some evidence of the general orientation of the soireé.

Considering that it was well past 1 a.m. when I got there — after hitting deadline for The American Spectator — the guys in the background might be closing the deal, so to speak. NTTAWWT.

Isn’t that cruel of me, to lure in you lust-crazed freaks with the babe picture, and then spoil it like that by pushing your homophobia buttons? Just to make the buzzkill complete, I’ll point out that Dana is married and her husband Chris could probably beat you up.

Pouring cold water on your concupiscent interests is necessary, because this blog is all about family values, and it would be unseemly — disrepectful, even — for you to be in a tumescent condition when the topic at hand involves the next First Lady of the United States:

At 5:40 p.m. Tuesday, when the New Jersey delegation cast all 50 of their votes for Mitt Romney, it gave the former governor of Massachusetts 1,150 votes — six more than the 1,144 necessary for a majority — and he at last became officially the presidential nominee of the Republican Party. Choosing a nominee is, after all, the actual purpose of the convention, but the roll call that marked the culmination of Romney’s long campaign (which has been effectively continuous since 2006) was not a primetime event. Instead, TV viewers saw a night of speeches that culminated with back-to-back speeches by the candidate’s wife, Ann Romney, and the keynote speaker, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
It was a powerful one-two punch to cap the opening night of the Republican National Convention, which saw its first day’s schedule cancelled by fears of Hurricane Isaac, the storm that turned away from Tampa and instead headed west across the Gulf of Mexico. The delayed beginning did not lessen the power of the speech by Ann Romney, who told a story of her husband’s success that contradicted the narrative the liberal media have constructed about him.
“Tonight I want to talk to you about love,” Mrs. Romney told the thousands of GOP delegates gathered inside the Tampa Bay Times Forum. “I want to talk to you about the deep and abiding love I have for a man I met at a dance many years ago.”
Republicans in love? Whoever heard of such a thing? The media would have us believe that Republicans are soulless automatons incapable of love. At certain points during Mrs. Romney’s speech, one could hear a few reporters in the Media Filing Center sarcastically mocking her words. The liberal media have spent months pushing the Obama campaign’s message that the GOP is the Anti-Woman Party, but liberal journalists are scarcely able to conceal their contempt for Republican women like Ann Romney, who used her speech as an opportunity to appeal directly to women without the media filter.
“It’s the moms of this nation — single, married, widowed — who really hold this country together,” Mrs. Romney said. “We’re the mothers, we’re the wives, we’re the grandmothers, we’re the big sisters, we’re the little sisters, we’re the daughters.” Mothers “are the best of America. You are the hope of America. There would not be an America without you.” . . .

Read the whole thing at The American Spectator — you sick freaks!

 

 

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Comments

25 Responses to “RNC Rule 5 With Ann Romney and Other Smokin’ Hot Republican Party Babes”

  1. jlwellfonder
    August 29th, 2012 @ 10:48 am

    That was just mean….LOL

  2. Peregrine John
    August 29th, 2012 @ 10:51 am

    It’s cool. None of us are likely to even be in the same room as Dana, so we appreciate the view and give a salute to the fortunate Chris. Besides, using the phrase “hubba hubba” was enough buzzkill for me.

  3. richard mcenroe
    August 29th, 2012 @ 11:28 am

    Technically, Stacy, the Borgias were a family.

    And that guy on the left looks like he just closed the deal.

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 29th, 2012 @ 11:30 am

    Very nice. Loesch is going to the gay event so she can enjoy her drink! Schmart!

  5. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 29th, 2012 @ 11:30 am

    We live vicariously through RSM!

  6. richard mcenroe
    August 29th, 2012 @ 11:49 am

    I don’t see why she had to go out of her way like that. Hell, practically every bar I hit turns out to be a lesbian bar…

  7. Garym
    August 29th, 2012 @ 12:01 pm

    Which means that if you dressed like a trans ………….. maybe!

  8. Randy G
    August 29th, 2012 @ 12:29 pm

    That is sick twisted freaks to you! Heh.

  9. Red
    August 29th, 2012 @ 12:36 pm

    First you build ’em up, then you bring ’em back down, lol. After all the fixated commentary on the post featuring Betty McCaughey, it’s good to see the impish side of TOM. The ultimate zing!

  10. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 29th, 2012 @ 2:29 pm

    Aparently the Romneys and Republicans are partying while black people are drowning. http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=43139#comment-910274 Jeff Goldstein has a modest proposal to deal with ABC’s lamestream race baiting. Give him more linky love.

  11. Adjoran
    August 29th, 2012 @ 4:12 pm

    Quick, better cut and paste some more speech transcripts so Mrs. TOM still thinks you are actually working instead of trolling the gay bars in Ybor City . . .

  12. JoeMyGod
    August 29th, 2012 @ 4:19 pm

    Hehe. Chickeshit moderator deletes completely factual comments. #LOLteabaggers

  13. Mortimer Snerd
    August 29th, 2012 @ 4:41 pm

    McCain, I just know you will attend every party and interview every pretty girl in Tampa if that’s what it takes to bring us a story. Nothing is more inspiring than the persistence of a newshound on the scent of a scoop!

  14. Bob Belvedere
    August 29th, 2012 @ 4:42 pm

    Doubt it would work:
    http://bobsautobio.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/weird-cousin-richard-mcenroe-011.jpg

  15. Bob Belvedere
    August 29th, 2012 @ 4:45 pm

    Well…Stacy has been exhibiting classic Man-Crush symptoms since Willard chose Paul ‘Bedroom Eyes’ Ryan, so…

  16. Bob Belvedere
    August 29th, 2012 @ 4:45 pm

    He’s my hero!……..I really need help.

  17. Bob Belvedere
    August 29th, 2012 @ 4:49 pm

    I’m so witty…

    RT @rsmccain: Watch world premiere of “Hating Breitbart” = 31 flavors of AWESOME | I just saw ‘Hating McCain’ by Tabitha Hale AWWSOME— Bob Belvedere (@BobBelvedere) August 29, 2012

  18. Adjoran
    August 29th, 2012 @ 4:54 pm

    I heard Anderson Cooper is Suddenly Single.

    Just sayin’ . . .

  19. K-Bob
    August 29th, 2012 @ 6:41 pm

    You know, Robin Williams describes being a good entertainer as the ability to have and hone a sort of “Theater Of The Mind.”

    But I think good writers, like Stacy, have more of a “Roller Coaster Of The Mind” thing going on.

    You need a disclaimer at the beginning that says: “You must be This Tall to read this article.”

    I’m going to read it again, and this time I’m not going to hold on to the safety bar even once.

  20. richard mcenroe
    August 29th, 2012 @ 8:10 pm

    How about “rowr!”?

  21. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 29th, 2012 @ 8:21 pm

    I like to call myself evil but, damn, that is evil!

  22. rightactions
    August 30th, 2012 @ 4:07 am

    …your concupiscent interests …
    The Dems knuckle under to Archbishop Dolan and now Stacy McCain is cribbing lingo from the Catechism of the Catholic Church.
    Something’s going on!

  23. SDN
    August 30th, 2012 @ 12:25 pm

    I’ll read it, but if it doesn’t involve tanks of piranha it doesn’t go far enough.

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