#GuessBidensNextGaffe : Claims His Administration ‘Was Really Just A Gerald Ford Impression’
Posted on | August 15, 2012 | 16 Comments
by Smitty
Pressured on the fact that he was actually Vice President under someone named Barack Obama, Biden waxes surly: “So what if I was one heartbeat, a few brain cells, and a lot less plagiarism away. I felt Presidential!”
#GuessBidensNextGaffe “Think of abortion as a special kind of hunting license.”— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
@smitty_one_each Ouch.— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Offered choice of dessert, opts for cake, saying “There is way too much math going on in pi.”— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
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@goldeneagle#GuessBidensNextGaffe Offers a toast to Queen Elizabeth and “her husband, the King”.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe While in Tbilisi, Georgia, complains bitterly that the barbecue is now worse than the Southern accents.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Goes to Poland and says “Where are all the glaciers and bears?”— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
@permutate15:#GuessBidensNextGaffe Makes small talk at VP debate: “I think your brother Jack in those Clancy books is way better.”— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Throws tourist Joanne Greenberg out of the White House. “I never promised you a Rose Garden,” snarled Joe.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Storms out of a Toronto bar because he hears it’s frequented by Rush. “Screw Limbaugh,” says Joe.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Palestinian leadership to just suck it up and build some casinos–that’s what worked for the Native Americans.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Steven Tyler and Joe Perry they epitomize the need for education reform since their band couldn’t spell ‘arrow’.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Ozzy he’s a huge Sabbath fan. “‘Mob Rules’ has had a profound influence on my political thought,” states Joe.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Complains to the Nigerian Abassador about all the trouble his friends are having moving goods through customs.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe While at a burger joint, demands Pepsi. “Soros told me to refuse all of those bad, bad Koch products,” growled Biden.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells Prince Charles that Gore really deserves one of them Iron Cross doohickies for Al’s Global Warming work.— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Tells the Prime Minister of Japan not to fret possible U.S. defense cuts: “We still got us a mess of nukes.”— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) August 15, 2012
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16 Responses to “#GuessBidensNextGaffe : Claims His Administration ‘Was Really Just A Gerald Ford Impression’”
August 15th, 2012 @ 8:08 am
Wait, how do we know that these aren’t real Biden quotes?
August 15th, 2012 @ 8:49 am
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August 15th, 2012 @ 9:53 am
#GuessBidensNextGaffe Visits an inner-city rehab facility, claims his having had brain surgery gives him “something in common with you crackheads.”
August 15th, 2012 @ 10:07 am
LMAO! “…suck it up and build some casinos…” ROFLMAO!
August 15th, 2012 @ 10:07 am
6 degrees of Ford indeed.
August 15th, 2012 @ 10:17 am
No one’s biting on the Joanne Greenberg reference. Too obscure?
August 15th, 2012 @ 11:26 am
A little too ‘Dennis Miller’ IMHO plus I’m not an avid reader (I know, I know, “bad Red!”)
I laugh at that guy because half the time I really don’t get it but I don’t want to look stupid. It’s silly I know but sometimes I just hafta save face.
August 15th, 2012 @ 11:31 am
Screw it. I’m getting back on twitter just to follow you again. These are HI-larious. I swear, you need to do a Tonight Show monologue Carson-style.
August 15th, 2012 @ 11:51 am
I actually follow most of Dennis Miller at least superficially, even if I haven’t read most of his references fully.
August 15th, 2012 @ 11:53 am
I think @doc_0 and @iowahawkblog are funnier, in a racking-my-brains-trying-to-top-them way.
August 15th, 2012 @ 12:25 pm
I don’t do twitter myself. The PI reference is hilarious. But, then, I’m an Engineer and like such Math puns.
August 15th, 2012 @ 12:45 pm
Well that doesn’t surprise me in the least, Brainy Smurf.
August 15th, 2012 @ 12:47 pm
It’s good to have peers to spitball with. I find it amps my own creativity when chit-chatting and hanging out with folks I admire.
August 15th, 2012 @ 1:09 pm
You, sir, are a Master at this Twitter doohickey thing.
August 15th, 2012 @ 1:41 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=mFJt0KBPeM4&feature=endscreen
August 15th, 2012 @ 3:16 pm
ROFL! Yep, Biden is a modern Cicero.