Old and Boring: ‘Safe Sex’
New and Hot: ‘Let’s Make Babies’
Posted on | July 24, 2012 | 26 Comments
Young folks have discovered a kinky new sexual phenomenon: If a man places his penis inside a woman’s vagina, she can have a baby.
This shockingly weird activity is being promoted by a Web site called 1Flesh.org, whose founders describe their revolutionary idea:
We want awesome marriages and mind-blowing sex lives. We want women and men to be respected and loved for who they are, to the very depths of their being. We want sex free from fear, love free from use, and a world of people who love and respect their own bodies. In short, we want sexy back. In fact, we demand it.
Wow! What a bizarre concept: Sex that begins with “I do,” and ends with “Till death do us part.” Being fruitful and muliplying!
Exactly how dangerous is this “one flesh” concept? It has already been denounced by Amanda Marcotte, and you know what that means.
It’s 100% pure awesomeness.
1Flesh.org
Let’s Do It Until Amanda Marcotte Screams
UPDATE: Jackie Wellfonder explains that 1Flesh.org was the brainchild of “Bad Catholic” blogger Marc Barnes, who announced it in late June and has already been denounced by Amanda Marcotte. Which means you should follow Marc Barnes on Twitter, because he’s awesome.
UPDATE II: For my own thoughts on the Contraceptive Culture, please see, “The Pill at 50: Unhappy Un-Birthday” (May 8, 2010).
UPDATE III (Smitty): Welcome, Instapundit readers!
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26 Responses to “Old and Boring: ‘Safe Sex’
New and Hot: ‘Let’s Make Babies’”
July 24th, 2012 @ 3:54 pm
@rsmccain Wait. So this is ‘I want 100% drivers seat; now shut up and chauffeur me!’? What ever happened to the mature notion of ‘we serve each other’?
July 24th, 2012 @ 4:11 pm
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July 24th, 2012 @ 4:36 pm
I have been practing the “one flesh” sex life for quite some time. With myself. It involves creative use of bicycle seats and other props, but it only involves me. Because only myself is worthing of having sex with me.
July 24th, 2012 @ 4:38 pm
Only myself is worthy of having sex with me.
July 24th, 2012 @ 4:57 pm
That’s what you get when you type with one hand.
July 24th, 2012 @ 5:05 pm
[…] to The Other McCain, when I read the latest blog post, I seriously had to check this group […]
July 24th, 2012 @ 5:17 pm
How did you know that?
July 24th, 2012 @ 6:07 pm
It was a left-handed compliment.
July 24th, 2012 @ 6:09 pm
Way to cut right to the heart of her Daddy issues, Dr. Sigmund McCain!
July 24th, 2012 @ 9:01 pm
Amanda Marcotte will not stop her war against healthy sex until everyone is just as miserable (and used) as she is.
Snark aside, femisogynists do NOT understand the male mind. As I’ve pointed out, men will build skyscrapers, fly fighter jets, and run huge corporations for the sole purpose of getting laid. They will also, if not architects, fighter pilots, or CEOs, put a ring on a woman’s finger before making love to her.
A woman who has sex with a man before marriage is a woman who is being banged by a guy who is functionally saying, “The sex is great, but you aren’t great.” Or “I love sex, but I don’t love you.”
July 24th, 2012 @ 9:22 pm
As I’ve pointed out, men will build skyscrapers, fly fighter jets, and run huge corporations for the sole purpose of getting laid. They will also, if not architects, fighter pilots, or CEOs, put a ring on a woman’s finger before making love to her.
To paraphrase Rick James, testosterone is a helluva hormone.
July 24th, 2012 @ 10:42 pm
So testosterone built it?
July 24th, 2012 @ 11:59 pm
When I switch hands is it like cheating.
July 25th, 2012 @ 12:00 am
Many on the left need supplements
July 25th, 2012 @ 1:05 am
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July 25th, 2012 @ 11:20 am
That sounds like a re-cru-it speaking.
July 25th, 2012 @ 11:21 am
When the idea of “awesome marriages and mind-blowing sex lives” does not
immediately make people think you’re talking about 2 different things,
we’ll be on the right track. Too many women out there still justify keeping their husbands dissatisfied by a litany of threadbare nonsense that mostly boils down to “everybody else isn’t doing it, and I don’t feel like living up to my vows”. Then they wonder why he acts as though she’s just a roommate…
It’s our fault: the ones who believe in marriage and what it means. I deeply wish we were able to blow the doors off Team Sleeparound, but until all of us (you lads better bring your game, too) are making more orgasms than excuses, they can point and laugh with very little to slow them down. We show better examples, we get better results. Until then, our evidence for the functional superiority of a moral life is anecdotal at best.
July 25th, 2012 @ 6:40 pm
I’m not sure what the point of following him on twitter is, seeing as how its mostly a stream of pointers to YouTube and Facebook. But you’re right: he’s brilliant.
July 25th, 2012 @ 7:21 pm
Ending welfare as we know it took out the financial incentive to have a baby (place of your own!). Obama has rolled that back. Babies, babies, babies!
July 25th, 2012 @ 8:47 pm
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July 25th, 2012 @ 9:23 pm
Amanda Marcotte claimed in the latter paragraphs that pregnancy without contraception was 85 percent certain within 1 year. But that was the contraception failure rate, meaning the figure she meant to express was 15 percent.
So she doesn’t understand failure rates. Which is funny …y ou would think she would be a much greater expert on failure.
July 25th, 2012 @ 10:02 pm
Math is hard. Let’s go shopping!
July 25th, 2012 @ 10:03 pm
Amanda is still seething over the fact that Rielle’s baby could have been hers!
July 25th, 2012 @ 10:09 pm
Testosterone didn’t build that. Someone else made it happen.
July 25th, 2012 @ 10:33 pm
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July 26th, 2012 @ 5:53 am
I’ll bet John Edwards wishes he’d used a condom…