Elizabeth Warren Inspired Ken Kesey #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
Posted on | June 4, 2012 | 11 Comments
by Smitty
A look at her family photo album might give you that impression there with the Ratched look:
This blog continues its relentless quest to help Elizabeth overcome her shrinking violet reputation, and buff up her public profile with further claims as outlandish as her grasping after Cherokee heritage to enhance her employability in academia:
Elizabeth Warren flew a plane in the raid on Entebbe.#WorldsMostInterestingCandidate (blog reader suggestion)
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 3, 2012
Elizabeth Warren did session work with Steely Dan back in the ’70s.#WorldsMostInterestingCandidate (blog reader suggestion)
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 3, 2012
And a hat tip to His Teachness:
Elizabeth Warren found Jimmy Buffett’s lost shaker of salt #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate
— WilliamTeach (@WilliamTeach) June 3, 2012
If anything good comes of Warren, she will be the fork stuck into the rotten corpse of affirmative action, permitting our country to become a no-kidding meritocracy.
Also, I couldn’t resist digging into the #WiUnionDesperation game, where the jape was all about helping the Unions find new nines of attack against that bad, bad Scott Walker:
#wiuniondesperation Scott Walker likes to go clubbing dressed as Björk. And performing her material.
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 4, 2012
#WIUnionDesperation Scott Walker killed Inigo Montoya’s father.
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 4, 2012
#WIUnionDesperation Scott Walker is secretly the Troglopundit. troglopundit.wordpress.com
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 4, 2012
#WIUnionDesperation Scott Walker yelled at Billy Mays, killing him.
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 4, 2012
Much love to Political Clown Parade.
Comments
11 Responses to “Elizabeth Warren Inspired Ken Kesey #WorldsMostInterestingCandidate”
June 4th, 2012 @ 8:34 am
That one about The Trog is a bloody scarey thought.
June 4th, 2012 @ 8:54 am
They ask for it, and they’re getting it really good. Love it!
June 4th, 2012 @ 9:05 am
Isn’t all good humor tinged with that kind of horror?
June 4th, 2012 @ 9:10 am
Politics is War. Show no mercy!
June 4th, 2012 @ 9:21 am
Smitty, You frighten me sometimes with your brilliance.
June 4th, 2012 @ 9:33 am
#WIunionDesperation Scott Walker blogs under the name Scott Worthing.
June 4th, 2012 @ 9:36 am
The ultimate take-way from all of this it that voters better like her positions on virtually everything before they vote for her because she is a rigid, unlearning, insensitive person.
June 4th, 2012 @ 9:38 am
Has anyone asked her how she feels about Columbus?
June 4th, 2012 @ 3:04 pm
Tom Laughlin made Billy Jack a guy because he couldn’t find an actress with Elizabeth Warren’s intense stare…
June 4th, 2012 @ 3:17 pm
Scott Walker was seen walking away from the Tallahatchie Bridge just moments after Billie Joe McAllister supposedly jumped.
June 4th, 2012 @ 6:24 pm
[…] As usual, this little episode has spawned its own twitter hashtag: #WIUnionDesperation. The best one so far: […]