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Breaking, With Drumbeats: Rise of the Planet of the Apes Sequel Confirmed!

Posted on | November 6, 2011 | 11 Comments

by Smitty

Furious Fanboys report:

After becoming a huge box office surprise at the end of the summer, Rise of the Planet of the Apes will definitely get a sequel. Deadline has confirmed the news, and that Andy Serkis will see a seven figure deal to return as Caesar. Director Rupert Wyatt will be back as well.

Sissypuss the Blog Kitty has confirmed, with some trepidation, an unexpected twist. Due to the need to pile all the cash in #OccupyResoluteDesks’s Canadian tour bus when it comes through Southern California for tribute, the sequel will consist of a Rupert Wyatt collaboration with Michael Moore on an #OccupyHollywood documentary.

Moore expressed glee that the #Occupy apes already have the story’s scatalogical angle in hand, albeit messily. The only real plot twist to await in all this is how they will pin the blame for societal collapse on Bush.

via Digg and Insty.

Category: #Occupy, Farce, Progressivism, Sissypuss the Blog Kitty

Comments

11 Responses to “Breaking, With Drumbeats: Rise of the Planet of the Apes Sequel Confirmed!”

  1. Anonymous
    November 6th, 2011 @ 6:38 pm

    Marvelous.

  2. Anonymous
    November 6th, 2011 @ 8:17 pm

    Meh.

  3. Anonymous
    November 6th, 2011 @ 8:50 pm

    You’re right fewer letters is better.

  4. JeffS
    November 6th, 2011 @ 8:52 pm

    Eh.

  5. Ccoffer
    November 6th, 2011 @ 8:56 pm

    Screw a buncha damn dirty apes.

  6. Anonymous
    November 6th, 2011 @ 9:22 pm

    _K

  7. Anonymous
    November 6th, 2011 @ 9:33 pm

    Woo hoo!

  8. smitty
    November 6th, 2011 @ 9:36 pm

    Splendid.

  9. richard mcenroe
    November 6th, 2011 @ 10:24 pm

    Filmed on Location in Seattle, Okland and Zucotti Park!

  10. Finrod Felagund
    November 6th, 2011 @ 11:50 pm

    Few people in Hollywood deserve a big contract more than Andy Serkis.
     

  11. Edward
    November 7th, 2011 @ 12:51 am

    O.o ?
    O.O !!
    -.- …..