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Wasted Away Again In My ObamaVille

Posted on | October 26, 2011 | 17 Comments

by Smitty (via Insty)


Sorry, Jimmy:

Nibblin’ on coffee cake
Watchin’ some bum take
All of the handouts
From some others’ toil
Strummin’ my six phones
Amidst all the chicken bones
Smell those socks? They’re beginnin’ ta boil

Wasted away again in my ObamaVille
Chanting mic check near the Chase vault,
Some people claim
That Obama’s to blame,
But I know
It’s George Bush’s fault

Don’t know the reason
My toes are a-freezin’
With nuthin’ to show
For the whole protest zoo.
But Barack is a beauty
A Che-lovin’ cutie.
How he got there we haven’t a clue.

Wasted away again in my ObamaVille
Where the cops just told us to halt
Some people claim
That there’s a rich man to blame
But I know
It’s my own damn fault.

I lit up my hashpipe,
And wrote down some more gripes,
To share with the media who think we are great.
We scream for demands met,
That we don’t know what yet,
We just down twinkle fingers all grown up debate.

Wasted away again in My ObamaVille.
Searching for one more reason to march.
Some people claim
My college major’s to blame,
But I know
That it can’t be my fault.

‘O’ did another flip flop,
And won’t make the seas stop.
Rising to cover my beachside commune.
But it’s not a deal ender,
I’ll just go on a bender,
It’s not as if I can’t just sleep in ’till noon.

Wasted away again in my ObamaVille.
Searching for my
Lost drum buddy Earl.
Some people claim
The evil 1%’s to blame.
But if I take
Another kool-aid hit, I’ma hurl.

I can’t hog the whole ball here. Write another verse and let me link you.

Update: Props to RocksEm, whose chorus I put inline, and K_Bob for the second verse, and Toombs for a different chorus. Why not?

Update II: Linked at The Lonely Conservative.

Update III: The song is complete! Thanks to Christy and RandyW for joining the fray.

Update IV: McGehee chimes in, and I threw on a chorus about drums, and this is linked at The Daley Gator.

Update V: Picked up by Fishersville Mike.

Comments

17 Responses to “Wasted Away Again In My ObamaVille”

  1. Anonymous
    October 26th, 2011 @ 6:03 pm

    Don’t know the reason
    my toes are a freezin’
    with nuthin’ to show for the whole protest zoo.
    But Barack is a beauty
    a Che-lovin’ cutie.
    How he got there we haven’t a clue.

  2. Greg Toombs
    October 26th, 2011 @ 6:16 pm

    Wasted away again in my Obamaville
    Where the cops just told us to halt
    Some people claim
    That there’s a rich man to blame
    But I know
    It’s my own damn fault

  3. Doug Hagin
    October 26th, 2011 @ 7:21 pm

    Great! Got you linked!

  4. Joe
    October 26th, 2011 @ 7:54 pm

    You guys are regular Coral Reefers!  Good job! 

  5. richard mcenroe
    October 26th, 2011 @ 7:56 pm

    Sittin’ here on a nasty neighbor’s stoop
    Too lazy to walk
    But I still gotta poop
    The bourgie store
    owners lockin doors
    Keepin all us out
    To save their floors.  I ain’t gonna hold it-
    Lettin it fly in Obamaville

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    October 26th, 2011 @ 8:27 pm

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  7. christy
    October 26th, 2011 @ 9:17 pm

    I lit up my hashpipe
    and wrote down some more gripes
    to share with the media who think we are great
    we scream for demands met
    that we dont know what yet
    we just down twinkle fingers all grown up debate

  8. RandyW
    October 26th, 2011 @ 9:44 pm

    Wasted away again in My Obamaville.
    Searching for one more reason to march.
    Some people claim
    My college major’s to blame,
    But I know
    That it can’t be my fault.

  9. McGehee
    October 26th, 2011 @ 9:58 pm

    O did another flip flop
    And wont make the seas stop
    Rising to cover my beachside commune
    But it’s not a deal ender
    I’ll just go on a bender
    It’s not as if I can’t just sleep in ’till noon

  10. smitty
    October 26th, 2011 @ 10:08 pm

    I <3 you, @Richard_Mcenroe, but I'm not hearing the music in this one.

  11. smitty
    October 26th, 2011 @ 10:09 pm

    “Wasted Away Again In My ObamaVille” now longer than Buffet’s. Cover band sought.

  12. lonely conservative
    October 26th, 2011 @ 10:14 pm

    I love it, especially since the original is one of the songs I know by heart, despite the left leanings of the “artist.” We need to find a singer who can make a video. Awesome!

  13. Anonymous
    October 26th, 2011 @ 10:43 pm

    Not to harsh every one’s mellow but I disagree with calling these park campins Obamavilles. There are real Obamavilles out there with people hurting in them.

  14. The Wondering Jew
    October 26th, 2011 @ 11:03 pm

    Oh please God, make this go viral. . .

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  16. J.S.Bridges
    October 27th, 2011 @ 1:45 pm

    Workin’ on new signs
    Seems just like old times
    Ain’t had it so good
    Since the Sixties went bust
    Drummin’ four hours
    Despite locals’ glowers
    Chowin’ free pizza down to the last crustDriftin’ along in my ObamaVilleUp-an’-down-twinklin’ throughout the G.A.Some people will sayThere’s Obama to blameBut we all knowIt’s the Wall-Streeters’ fault

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