I’m Thinking About Writing a Novel Called ‘Two-Faced Backstabbing RINO Bitch’
Posted on | October 5, 2011 | 43 Comments
While I’ve never tried my hand at fiction, maybe all I needed to become a best-selling novelist was the right inspiration.
UPDATE: After consultation with the legal department, the publisher just approved the cover design for my forthcoming novel:
UPDATE II: “Sarah didn’t like her. Sarah didn’t trust her. Sarah has good instincts.”
At NRO, Robert Costa and Katrina Trinko have comments from top McCain campaign officials disputing the Two-Faced Backstabbing RINO Bitch.
UPDATE III: Bob Belvedere at Camp of the Saints:
Stacy McCain calls Nicolle Wallace a Two-Faced Backstabbing RINO Bitch . . .
What? Me? Call somebody names?
I merely said that I had been inspired to write a novel — a work of fiction — after learning that Nicolle Wallace had written her own novel.
When I get through writing Two-Faced Backstabbing RINO Bitch, my agent has suggested I try my hand as a playwright and composer, writing a Broadway musical about an annoying bimbo who gains fame because her father lost an election.
My working title is Completely Not About Meghan McCain.
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October 5th, 2011 @ 4:33 pm
You were rather kind in describing Ms. Wallace. She is a dirty truck stop whore, with a chronic case of the clap.
October 5th, 2011 @ 4:35 pm
Just a little inspiration. I have never done a bacterial or viral swap on Ms. Wallace and I would not like to. I know she takes money for “professional” services…draw your own conclusions from there.
October 5th, 2011 @ 4:44 pm
Is this the hill to die on?
As despicably pathetic this creature is, she’s not worth the sweat off your nads.
October 5th, 2011 @ 4:46 pm
And while John McCain generally does not get kudos at TOM, I did notice this bit today from Meghan’s Daddy: Special Prosecutor
And what in the hell is Wallace talking about Obama? This…person worked for John McCain? WTF?
October 5th, 2011 @ 4:46 pm
….But, I like your title!
October 5th, 2011 @ 4:48 pm
The idea of a mentally ill campaign consultant who suffers in complete isolation opportunistically writes a thinly disguised work of “fiction” about the candidate she was paid to advise, was obviously sparked by the behaviors I witnessed by NICOLE WALLACE. What if somebody who was ill-equipped for the office were to advise a national campaign? What would they do? How would they personally profit from it even and despite doing a totally shitty job? How might they simultaneously back stab the candidate? How long would it take for people to figure it out? How fucking obvious do I have to make this? I became consumed by this question.
Well, first let me just say that the novel is by no means meant to build a case against NICOLE WALLACE. However, to the extent that the people around [the fictional campaign consultant] MICOLE DUMBASS watched in this troubled state of confusion, despair and helplessness as she flailed around venally sought to undermine the candidate and profit at the same time — that was something I experienced.
October 5th, 2011 @ 4:54 pm
Obama is the inverse. He was elected because he was an extraordinary guy, but the fact that he isn’t ordinary has turned out to be politically damaging. People just can’t fathom sitting down and playing Yahtzee with the guy.WTF!!!!! I wish I was a chick today, because I would find Nicole Wallace and slap her across the face.
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:14 pm
It looks like the Establishment still fears a Palin run, and are thus still trying to poison the waters. If this is the best they can do, it won’t work. Pretty sure the only people who buy this book are already Palin-haters…
As for Obama being awesome…? Please. I think we’ve proven that he was far less than the bill of goods Wallace’s equivalents in the Obama campaign oversold him as being. By a lot. You wanna talk about someone in over his/her head, ill-equipped temperamentally, physically, and spiritually to lead? There’s your guy, Obama. I’m still convinced there’s a possibility he won’t make it through his four year term due to a complete mental breakdown.
But, yeah, lefties and RINOs… keep telling yourselves that Obama’s failures are due to being TOO awesome.
*rolls eyes*
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:15 pm
If you want to write a book that will make money you can’t title it . “Two faced backstabbing RINO bitch”. The left likes RINOS insofar as they like any Republicans. You have to title it something like “Steamy perverted nights with a Conservative woman VP candidate”, include lots of sex scenes and a “bodice ripper” cover. The conservative women needs to placed in the most degrading situations possible. These are the same folks who fantasized about
forcing sex on Palin while she lay on an American flag and the liberal male fantasizer/writer held his hand over her mouth, while his wife read the constitution to her.
I used to be a liberal. The dark underbelly of the “tolerant left” I learned about over the past three years disgusted me so much I haven’t voted for a Democrat since pulling the lever for McCain. And no, he wasn’t a conservative but would have been better than Obama.
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:16 pm
Just another nail in John McCain’s coffin*. I only wish she had released this before his reelection.
*Metaphorical only. I’m down with the new civility….
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:22 pm
BTW… isn’t it premature for them to blow all their anti-Palin ammunition before she even announces? Whether we’re talking this election or the next one, what good is using up all your ammunition before she’s even in the race? By the time she is in, this will all be old news, and forgotten by all but the nuttiest anti-Palinites.
Besides, we’ve heard from insiders in the McCain campaign what an alleged train wreck of a running mate Palin was. Even that isn’t news. But it also looks like Wallace is more than happy to profit from the smears she and others merrily spread.
I guess she couldn’t get work as a campaign strategist (or whatever the heck she was…), so this was all she had to fall back on. Lord knows there’s plenty of work for any RINO backstabber who wants to embellish some Palin anecdotes they might have lying about. The operative word there being lying…
Hope she enjoys being a backstabbing weasel, because I somehow doubt the campaign strategist gigs will be lining up for her anytime soon. After all, what campaign wants someone like her working for it, knowing that she’ll write a tell-all book about how dysfunctional the campaign (or candidate) was?
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:26 pm
Even as a man, you could get away with it… After all, two-faced backstabbing RINO bitches deserve slapping, any time they venture out in public.
Just sayin’. 😉
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:29 pm
Yeah, I could write a book like that. I think I’ve already got the opening paragraph of the prologue worked out. Tell me what you think-
I couldn’t believe I had gotten so close to the bitch. How could she be so careless, I wondered, after that first time? On the other hand, I had a couple of things going for me. For one thing, now she was speaking to an allegedly friendly audience, not to an auditorium full of college-aged radicals. Therefore, why would she pay any particular attention to the lemon-meringue pie I had patiently toiled over and crafted just the night before. I smiled with malefic glee as I drew closer to where she stood, her adam’s apple seeming to bob and weave with the reverberation of the crowd of RINO’s I had seamlessly infiltrated. The bitch would never know what hit her, not until she licked it from her upper lip.
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:32 pm
I was a liberal until NOW attempted their Anita Hill-abetted lynching of Clarence Thomas and publicly fellated Bill Clinton regarding all his sexual misconduct.
At that point I knew all lefties were a bunch of hypocrites who would lie and say anything to advance their agenda.
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:33 pm
Another book headed for the remainder bins.
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:35 pm
While Stacy might not get the publishing world to go for his novel, he could certainly self-publish an e-book. Amazon has a program. And, heck… he’d get more money from the e-sales than he ever would from a brick-and-mortar published tome.
Plenty of people on the right would pay five bucks to read about a Backstabbing RINO Bitch from Hell…
Just sayin’. 😉
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:38 pm
What Nicole Wallace is really asserting is that Washington veteran AB Culvahouse failed at his job by not recognizing crazy.Here is the process Mr. Culvahouse put Gov. Palin thru http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/people/18817.html Here is Culvahouse (who looked into the background of Pawlenty, Romney etc… in the search for McCain’s VP) had to say about Palin: http://legaltimes.typepad.com/blt/2009/04/ab-culvahouse-defends-sarah-palin.html Here is Mr. Culvahouse answering questions about Palin and vetting: (Usually 19 vetting questions are asked, they asked 74.)Vetting part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjoTXaO-rew&feature=player_embedded Vetting part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkyzB2N9ng8&NR=1
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:43 pm
I’ve seen this ditzy freak a few times on Hannity’s panel on FOX. Don’t think her elevator goes all the way to the top myself. Anyone can write a stupid book. She just doesn’t seem all that bright to me. Just sayin’. Waiting for Sarah to announce then watch the cockroaches crawl.
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:53 pm
[…] McCain calls Nicolle Wallace a Two-Faced Backstabbing RINO Bitch and I agree that the former campaign aide to John McCain is. Since Grumpy lost his bid to become […]
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:54 pm
It needs Fabio on the cover.
October 5th, 2011 @ 5:58 pm
Did you know that Nicolle Wallace Is A Backstabbing Bitch who thinks everyone likes her because they wave at her and always say ‘See you next Tuesday’?
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:00 pm
She was never a favorite of conservatives, if memory serves. She started out as Jeb Bush’s press secretary, then W hired her.
But it seems to me writing such a novel and timing the release for now is designed to generate controversy and by extension publicity and book sales.
For every conservative blogger that rails against her, a few more liberals will buy the book in hopes of reinforcing their own dogmatic beliefs about Palin and/or Republicans in general.
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:08 pm
And Barbara Bush said she thought Palin ought to go back to Alaska and stay there.
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:16 pm
Screw Babs Bush, the only thing cool about her is she’s the illegitimate daughter of Aleister Crowley. At least that’s what I’ve heard, so maybe she should just keep her skank ass in Texas and shut the fuck up.
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:21 pm
I think Wallace was the butt of any problems Sarah Palin may have had back then. Obviously, Sarah has recovered quite nicely.
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:25 pm
Sarah Palin just announced she is not running (to Mark Levin). So we better be backing Herman Cain.
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:41 pm
Does Ms. Two-Faced Backstabbing RINO Bitch (in your novel, of course) take the election loss (due to her pathetic advise leading to her employer’s fail) as well as “Palin”? “Palin” seems to have done pretty well without the brilliance of Ms. Two-Faced Backstabbing RINO Bitch. Is Ms. Two-Faced Backstabbing RINO Bitch now unemployable in the adviser circuit? Does that explain the exit strategy into “writing”?
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:42 pm
SARAH IS NOT RUNNING
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:43 pm
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/10/05/sarah-palin-announces-will-not-seek-gop-2012-nomination/
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:57 pm
Unfortunate but not terribly surprising. Trouble is I’m still not completely happy with Cain and I doubt he will be nominated. Romney? It is to laugh. Perry? No.
So where now?
October 5th, 2011 @ 6:59 pm
Awesome. Backstabbing the backstabber. Who’s going to buy her crappy little book now?
October 5th, 2011 @ 7:03 pm
Obviously Wallace’s book scared her off [ducks, covers] . . .
October 5th, 2011 @ 7:18 pm
Agreed– great title. Well-played, Stacy.
October 5th, 2011 @ 7:22 pm
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October 5th, 2011 @ 7:23 pm
I try my hand as a playwright and composer, witing a Broadway musical about an annoying bimbo who gains fame because her father lost an election.
Featuring the hit song “I Am The Very Model of a Modern RINO Media Whore”?
October 5th, 2011 @ 7:41 pm
She’s good friends with Katie Couric, so that should answer a multitude of questions.
October 5th, 2011 @ 8:45 pm
I will buy….I feel sorry for the next caller from the republicans…what an earful!!!! Not one dime to them for what they did to Governor Palin. I expect it from the commie’s but it is hard to accept from our side.
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October 5th, 2011 @ 10:03 pm
The Backstabbing Crapweasels tag is a great name for a sequel too.
The problem is there are so many, the tome would rival the OED.
October 5th, 2011 @ 11:46 pm
Wallace sees what has happened with the rise of the TEA parties, and the coming fight to oust the ruling class RINOs, and she knows her days as a political operative are passed. So she’s leveraging whatever she has left in order to make one last buck.
It’s like stealing the towels from the hotel on your overseas vacation.
October 6th, 2011 @ 1:59 am
Sometimes a gentle reminder is needed.
October 6th, 2011 @ 2:17 am
Closer to Rent but instead of hipster douche bags navel gazing and
wondering why the landlord wants his rent money, it will be her navel
gazing and wondering why she can’t sleep her way to respect.
October 6th, 2011 @ 3:23 pm
Note to all Tea Party and Outside the Beltway candidates. NEVER hire a political “insider” for any function. They are only taking your money while they mark time for their next “real” gig…