This Item Is Not (Yet) Available at Amazon
Posted on | August 26, 2011 | 34 Comments
But it’s probably only a matter of time:
The Duet is a new, sleek, multispeed, waterproof vibrator – and it doubles as a USB drive with up to 16GB of storage.
Its designers, Ti Chang and Michael Topolovac, realized that the biggest complaint from women about vibrators had to do with the hassle of cords, batteries or obscure charging devices.
They discovered a USB connector was the solution.
“You look at it plugged into a laptop, charging, and it doesn’t look anything like a vibrator,” Chang said.
Could technology render men redundant to the . . . uh, pleasure process? Feminists perhaps hope so, and therefore this USB love-machine/thumb-drive represents “progress” in the wrong direction. Nevertheless, they sell everything at Amazon, and I’m sure they’ll be selling this soon.
Just yesterday, we sold a Kitchen Aid food processor for $179, which earned me a $7.16 commission through Amazon Associates, and another reader recently bought a $379 Nikon digital camera, thus kicking a $15.16 commission my way.
Whether it’s food processors or cameras or . . . uh, personal pleasure you’re looking for, Amazon sells it, and every time you shop through our Amazon links here, I get a 4% commission on the purchase price.
Of course, the easiest and quickest way to help pay the bills here is to hit the tip jar, but we do appreciate readers who shop Amazon for great bargains. And good lovin’ . . . NTTAWWT.
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34 Responses to “This Item Is Not (Yet) Available at Amazon”
August 27th, 2011 @ 3:17 am
I don’t think that this was exactly what whoever came up with the phrase “man-machine interface” had in mind…
August 27th, 2011 @ 3:19 am
I’m glad someone can still be an Amazon affiliate. We here in NC were among the first states where Amazon affiliates got the boot from Amazon over the collecting of sales taxes.
August 27th, 2011 @ 3:51 am
Now…if I comment on this, I’ll just get myself in trouble so I’ll just let this speak for itself.
August 27th, 2011 @ 4:00 am
But you would agree that technology has come a long way since the feather duster.
August 27th, 2011 @ 4:17 am
No, i won’t agree. You have a problem?
August 27th, 2011 @ 4:30 am
No one asked the spore.
Dungbat.
August 27th, 2011 @ 4:36 am
“I was in Tijuanna teaching a workshop. This woman
came to me who had a pounding headache, she had a horrible migraine. I got
the vibrator and I sat her in a room. She put the vibrator on her clit and
relaxed and breathed the sexual energy up to her head. She had this orgasm
and let it shoot out the top of her head and it cleared the headache out.
So this woman came to take a workshop on sex and she learned how to cure
her migraine! I gave her the vibrator as a present.” — Annie Sprinkle
August 27th, 2011 @ 4:47 am
Why is it women in particular this sort of idiocy is aimed towards? It looks like projection.
August 27th, 2011 @ 4:48 am
It doesn’t clean the mantel well..
August 27th, 2011 @ 5:30 am
If you search USB sex toy on Amazon.com you will find it’s already a crowded market. Curious whether The Other McCain will give a shout out to the reader who buys the Lady Calston Y-Play USB Vibrating Sex Toy and Doc Johnson
Vibrator Pocket Rocket (19.99).
Apparently it’s not just women who get off on these things: “The Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket is not made for insertion, but is made to
stimulate the clitoris and vagina surface with powerful vibrating metal balls at
the tip of the vibrator.”
Or could the master plan be to render lesbian couples redundant too?
August 27th, 2011 @ 5:32 am
Oh damn, I thought that said “simulate” not “stimulate”. One must be careful to read the fine print.
August 27th, 2011 @ 5:44 am
Oh, what clever repartee. I don’t know if I can take this feather weight title fight.
Who asked you?
Fluttering Ana Flash
August 27th, 2011 @ 5:50 am
There was an old lady called Frust Her appeal was pretty much bust She looked really thirsty So Chuck took mercy And asked if she wanted some Thrust.
August 27th, 2011 @ 5:53 am
There was an old lady called Frust
Her appeal was pretty much bust
She looked really thirsty
So Chuck took mercy
And asked if she wanted some Thrust.
August 27th, 2011 @ 6:13 am
No, there could be an angle to this stuff. Suppose the wife gets warmed up with the product while you, for example, are watching football. You could join her during halftime, share a precious moment, even have a couple minutes to “cuddle” and still get back for the second half kickoff.
Technology brings good things to life.
August 27th, 2011 @ 10:03 am
Hey that reminds me of a joke I heard today, Paddy bought his wife a vibrator for when he left home, when he came back she complained that it had shattered all her teeth LOL. LOL. LOL.
August 27th, 2011 @ 10:07 am
There once was a hot babe named Kate
Who went with a nerd on a date
He couldn’t deliver
And went all aquiver
When his “enhancement” refused to inflate.
VulGGary
August 27th, 2011 @ 10:08 am
No dear that little organ at the back of your mouth is not your clitoris lol
August 27th, 2011 @ 10:16 am
Told you not to use the teeth now, di’n’t I?
August 27th, 2011 @ 11:04 am
We called it the Delldo…
http://www.threedonia.com/archives/43056
August 27th, 2011 @ 12:55 pm
You mean “woman-machine interface”, methinks.
Not “womyn-machine interface”, of course. Womyn have already achieved that.
August 27th, 2011 @ 1:01 pm
For some odd reason, Anamika is unusually effusive throughout this thread. I speculate that this subject is near and dear her……heart.
August 27th, 2011 @ 1:03 pm
Another reason to organize and get rid of the grasping SOBs, Steve.
August 27th, 2011 @ 2:01 pm
No doubt.
August 27th, 2011 @ 2:12 pm
“Effusive” isn’t the word I’d use, though its apparent root, “effuse,” does evoke both “refuse” and “effluent.”
August 27th, 2011 @ 3:32 pm
I was thinking of #1 here. But I take your meaning.
August 27th, 2011 @ 5:05 pm
Some members enjoy us, are interested in what’s going on, and we are not averse to sharing. Then again, it may be difficult for McG to watch it for whatever reason; it may bring up stuff for him. Of course, I am not nearly as effusive and everything as McG is here. I request that he cool it, and he should.
August 27th, 2011 @ 5:12 pm
I’d be all to happy too, Adobe, believe me. You know me, I just can’t wait to tell the world how wonderful life is while GOOD ol’ Rocketman is in the world, but I don’t want to get too effusive…although let me tell you Rocketman and I are Beyond Totally Good, and everything about our love has to be definitely put in the Beyond All Amazon dot com Categories and Conceivable Notions category, but I think JeffS is right and that we should keep all the mushy gushy romantic stuff off line, especially if it looks like we’re just trying to buy the new USB stick and stick it in Stacy’s face, which we’re not believe me.
August 27th, 2011 @ 6:01 pm
Tsk tsk, Anamika, tsk tsk!
You see, “effusive” was not meant in a good way. Especially when taken in context with the overall thrust of the thread.
Tsk tsk, Anamika, tsk tsk!
August 27th, 2011 @ 7:08 pm
I have nearly 2tb of data stored on USB devices. Haven’t been able to access it since you wrote this thankyouverymuch. I just keep plugging and unplugging and plugging and unplugging…
August 27th, 2011 @ 7:52 pm
I don’t think it has health insurance.
August 27th, 2011 @ 10:46 pm
Piss off.
August 28th, 2011 @ 3:06 am
Um, maybe it’s because I’m not very… worldly, but that hardly looks like anything that I would want near my female parts. And if those things were near my female parts, I wouldn’t want them attached to my computer. Separating work and pleasure, and all.
August 29th, 2011 @ 2:46 am
Hey cool, it worked. I bought the food processor.