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VIDEO: Exclusive Interview With Young Victim of the East Coast Earthquake UPDATE: Meet the Heroic Survivors

Posted on | August 23, 2011 | 63 Comments

HAGERSTOWN, Maryland
Reporting live from this previously peaceful community, mere miles from the epicenter of the devastating 5.9 earthquake:

Regular readers may notice that this emotionally traumatized victim bears a remarkable resemblance to my 8-year-old daughter, Reagan. And regular readers may also notice that the Earthquake Victims Relief Fund bears a remarkable resemblance to my tip jar.

It’s for the children!

UPDATE: Thanks to Dan Collins for helping spread the word about the catastrophic toll of this incomparable disaster. And thanks to Russ Emerson for his generous contribution to the Earthquake Victims Relief Fund. The victims are now demanding I take them to get Slushees . . .

UPDATE II: Earthquake Hits East Coast; Obama Blames Tea Party.

UPDATE III: The Lonely Conservative feels the pain of the young victims.

UPDATE IV: At the Earthquake Relief Center — which bears a remarkable resemblance to our local convenience store — the heroic young survivors recover from the emotional trauma wrought by this historic tragedy:

We appreciate the support of Fausta Wertz.

UPDATE V: Linked by Nice Deb — thanks! — and welcome, Instapundit readers!

Category: humor, Video

Comments

63 Responses to “VIDEO: Exclusive Interview With Young Victim of the East Coast Earthquake UPDATE: Meet the Heroic Survivors”

  1. Adjoran
    August 24th, 2011 @ 6:40 am

    But but but . . . I thought the earth had begun to HEAL when we elected Obama?

  2. Anonymous
    August 24th, 2011 @ 7:00 am

    Dang – I can hardly believe the devestation! And the poor children like Reagan up there having to BEG. Never thought our country would be reduced to this. Bush’s fault line just keeps growing.
    Oh, it’s my grandchild’s birthday today, think I’ll donate to HER jar – after all, it’s the children we must consider.

  3. Jerry Fuhrman
    August 24th, 2011 @ 10:33 am

    Priceless.  Thanks, dude.

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  5. Bob Belvedere
    August 24th, 2011 @ 12:11 pm

    That would explain why the quake was felt all up and down the East Coast.

  6. Bob Belvedere
    August 24th, 2011 @ 12:14 pm

    I like the comment Warthog made over at Gateway Pundit: Epicenter was situated at the convergence of Bush’s Fault, Congress’s Fault, Teaparty Fault, and Itsnotmy Fault

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/08/earthquake-rattles-washington-dc/

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  10. Anonymous
    August 24th, 2011 @ 3:53 pm

    The East Coast is set for a hurricano.  Stacy can go out and lament in it.

  11. Richard Egan
    August 24th, 2011 @ 5:39 pm

    I would get that picture and have a enlargement made – you are not going to many better than that

  12. nicholas
    August 25th, 2011 @ 9:35 pm

    I had to wipe away the tears.  Great stuff, Stace.   

    Linked.

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