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Attention, ‘Young Hotties’ Who Have Had Sex With a Certain Texas Governor

Posted on | August 18, 2011 | 39 Comments

Ron Paul supporter Robert Morrow took out a newspaper ad seeking women who can expose Gov. Rick Perry as a hypocrite:

HAVE YOU EVER HAD
SEX WITH RICK PERRY?
Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a “young hottie”
impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas? . . .
[W]e will help you publicize your direct dealings
with a Christian buzzword-spouting “family values”
hypocrite and fraud.

It should be noted that Morrow is a resident of Austin. Have there been any rumors in the Texas capital of gubernatorial hanky-panky? Why would Morrow be so specific about the types of women he was seeking? If Perry were indeed prone to extramarital affairs, doesn’t it make more sense that he’d be involved with, say, staffers or lobbyists — women he knew via politics, and who would thus have an incentive to be discreet — than to assume he’d be tapping strippers and escorts? But Morrow says the wording of his ad reflects more than a wild guess:

Morrow claims that he knows strippers in Austin who have stories about Perry, but none of them are willing to come forward to the press; hence, the need for an ad in the Chronicle. “I think it’s only a matter of time until somebody credible comes forward,” he told me.
At the bottom of the ad is a nod to the longtime (and equally unsubstantiated) rumors that Perry, who has pursued sundry anti-gay policies, is himself gay. “Note to gay people: If you know the truth about Rick, please QUIT covering for him,” it reads.

So the governor is either a reckless womanizer or a closeted homosexual, at least according to this Ron Paul supporter in Austin. That’s the great thing about unsubstantiated rumors: They can be completely contradictory, and still be damaging.

How long until Will Folks claims to have had sex with Rick Perry?

Category: Election 2012, Rick Perry, Texas

Comments

39 Responses to “Attention, ‘Young Hotties’ Who Have Had Sex With a Certain Texas Governor”

  1. Anonymous
    August 18th, 2011 @ 5:20 pm

    HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED A BONG WITH ROBERT MORROW WHILE PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO? Are you a college drop-out, small-time drug dealer, internet porn junkie, or just a young pseudo-Randian or “liberaltarian” impressed by the insane, paranoid, Lew Rockwellian rantings of Ron Paul? We will help you to publicize your indirect (fantacized) dealings with your former cult leader . . .       

  2. Paul Zummo
    August 18th, 2011 @ 5:32 pm

    You know how I know Perry’s not gay?  He’s running for president.  Seriously, in this era where you have hounds breaking down every door and, ahem, closet, there is absolutely no way a closested homosexual or womanizer would not be found out.

  3. Anonymous
    August 18th, 2011 @ 5:32 pm

    How does this work?  If no one comes forward, he’s gay?  And if someone comes forward, he’s a Lothario? 

  4. JeffS
    August 18th, 2011 @ 5:41 pm

    Ron Paul supporters have a hard time understanding why I call them “Ronulans”. 

    Read the above, children, and ye shall learn.

  5. DaveO
    August 18th, 2011 @ 5:42 pm

    Heh. I asked that same question here not too long ago.

    Morrow’s organization, CASH, has only one member: Morrow. Wouldn’t be surprised if he gets UT’s student newspaper to run the ad for free.

  6. Zilla of the Resistance
    August 18th, 2011 @ 5:44 pm

    Further proof that Ron Paul fanatics are nuts. 

  7. Anonymous
    August 18th, 2011 @ 5:44 pm

    Let’s see. Rick Perry’s word and no physical evidence vs the word of someone who will do anything for money even if dangled by a known political operative…. hmmmm. Tough call.  NOT.

  8. AngelaTC
    August 18th, 2011 @ 5:53 pm

    Trolling for Ron Paul traffic?  Can’t blame you for that.

  9. Dave C
    August 18th, 2011 @ 6:09 pm

    Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a “young hottie” impressed by. . . Isn’t that the trifecta  for anyone to sleep with a politician?  He wouldn’t be out looking for secure, married women..   

  10. Adjoran
    August 18th, 2011 @ 6:10 pm

    I was going to advertise for Thai trannie hookers who had defecated on Ron Paul’s chest, but then you beat me to the Will Folks reference.

    Look, I’ve been trying to tell you that Libertarians/Paulbots are a bunch of dirty hippies who are bad at math, but nobody listens.

    Go ahead, let them accumulate and aggregate around here.  You may think it is harmless loitering as they pass their fatties back and forth, you might suppose it is just some young people killing time between monthly baths, but you would be wrong. 

    You let this go on for just a little while, and you know what you will have?

    Drum circles.

    Who is laughing NOW?  Oh, and your tip jar?  Raided for munchies, dude.

  11. Anonymous
    August 18th, 2011 @ 6:40 pm

    An interesting read on Robert Morrow. Especially the first comment. But I have to say that I haven’t even begun to verify all of this…

    http://www.elliscountyobserver.com/2011/08/04/robert-morrow-tea-party-fraud-rick-perry-is-political-herpes/

  12. Anonymous
    August 18th, 2011 @ 6:40 pm

    An interesting read on Robert Morrow. Especially the first comment. But I have to say that I haven’t even begun to verify all of this…

    http://www.elliscountyobserver.com/2011/08/04/robert-morrow-tea-party-fraud-rick-perry-is-political-herpes/

  13. Stephen Gordon
    August 18th, 2011 @ 6:53 pm

    I’m not as concerned about Perry’s alleged sexual indiscretions as I am concerned that the hypothetical strippers have properly received their HPV vaccinations.

  14. The Underground Conservative
    August 18th, 2011 @ 3:15 pm

    Trolling For Scandal In Texas…

    Here come the Roasted Paulnuts, unhinged and on the attack. Robert Morrow, one of Ron Paul’s supporters, has taken the following attack ad in an Austin, Tex., weekly newspaper: Via Salon: “Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?” blare…

  15. The Underground Conservative
    August 18th, 2011 @ 3:15 pm

    Trolling For Scandal In Texas…

    Here come the Roasted Paulnuts, unhinged and on the attack. Robert Morrow, one of Ron Paul’s supporters, has taken the following attack ad in an Austin, Tex., weekly newspaper: Via Salon: “Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?” blare…

  16. Anonymous
    August 18th, 2011 @ 7:20 pm

     “…there is absolutely no way a closested GOP homosexual or womanizer would not be found out.”‘  FIFY

  17. Anonymous
    August 18th, 2011 @ 7:21 pm

    He could be a closeted gay dude compensating or trying to pass.

  18. The Underground Conservative
    August 18th, 2011 @ 7:34 pm

    I call them Roasted Paulnuts.

  19. Mikey NTH
    August 18th, 2011 @ 7:40 pm

    I am eagerly awaiting the comments of the concerned Christian conservatives myself.

  20. Anonymous
    August 18th, 2011 @ 7:52 pm

    Like the current real life drama, coming soon to theatre near you, “Mr Obama Goes to Washington”.

  21. McGehee
    August 18th, 2011 @ 7:58 pm

    The man has been gubner of Texas for ten years. He’s the first gubner in Texas history to have run on his record as gubner twice and won both times.

    It’s kind of hard to imagine a Republican living in Austin that long (plus his years as lite-gubner, and any other state posts he’s held) and playing around like that without being exposed. Democrats and anti-Perry Republicans keep pointing out the gubner is a figurehead in Texas, so how could he cover up such peccadillos* for that long?

    *That’s what you cross a peccary with an armadillo.

  22. Paul Zummo
    August 18th, 2011 @ 8:07 pm

    True.

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  24. Randy G
    August 18th, 2011 @ 8:41 pm

    All that time in the Gov mansion and no dumpster diving dim has uncovered a fling? If there was one somewhere, one of the gutter crawlers would have found it by now.

  25. Zilla of the Resistance
    August 18th, 2011 @ 8:46 pm

    And do they take off their hijabs?

  26. Fuzzy Curmudgeon
    August 18th, 2011 @ 8:46 pm

    Even if Rick Perry were discovered to have had sex hanging from the chandeliers with a peck of poxed prostitutes in Plano, Ron Paul still doesn’t have a chance in hell of being elected President in 2012.

  27. Adjoran
    August 18th, 2011 @ 9:00 pm

    He also thinks GHWB was heavily involved in the Kennedy assassination, soooo . . . he’s as nutty as a Paulbot!

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  29. Robbyahm
    August 18th, 2011 @ 9:22 pm

    You know what, I do have some suspicion about the Texas Governor’s sexuality, If i were his adviser I would have him come out of the closet and have Perry declare this; “I am a sexy male Lesbian @$$hole who loves the same woman I’ve been married to for close to 3 decades so yall just sit down and shut up, ya hear.”  😉

  30. Michael Adams
    August 18th, 2011 @ 10:44 pm

    I know Rob Morrow, and jerk is the nicest thing I can say about him. He told me also that Lance Armstrong took anabolic steroids, which he knew because a guy in his gym told him so.  When I tried to explain that Mr. Armstrong did, indeed, take testosterone, to replace what would have been produced by his testes, had they not been removed when Lance got testicular cancer, Morrow went charging into another murky forest. I don’t say that all the Paulistas are crazy, but Morrow and his friend Judy are, and they are two too many for me.

    I say all of that, and I still plan to vote for someone else, anyone else, besides Perry, in the primary, if anyone is left standing by then.

  31. Nobody
    August 18th, 2011 @ 11:21 pm

    Paul it’s are morons. End message.

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  33. The Wondering Jew
    August 18th, 2011 @ 11:49 pm

    I share your frustration with certain Ron Paul supporters, as well as your view that there are a hell of a lot of crazy “Libertarians” out there, but I would rather have Stacy’s tip jar raided for munchies than the Federal Treasury, which is what I am afraid pretty much all of the other GOP candidates not named Ron Paul would do, based on their records rather than their rhetoric.  I will support our nominee regardless however (unless it’s Huntsman) and I’ll be delighted to be proved wrong in 2013.  Certainly we have many people running who are better than any of our so-called “mainstream” candidates in 2008

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  35. Anonymous
    August 19th, 2011 @ 3:43 am

    Oh, is that what Jeff Goldstein has at the house?!?

  36. Brendon Carr
    August 19th, 2011 @ 6:33 am

    Maybe the Governor was merely checking whether they had received and were satisfied with their vaccinations. Didja ever think of that, Ron Paul?

  37. Bob Belvedere
    August 19th, 2011 @ 1:02 pm

    Starring Reggie Love!

  38. McGehee
    August 19th, 2011 @ 2:12 pm

    I’m pretty sure he keeps the peccaries away, though no one can account for what Che Guacamole does when he’s away from home.

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