The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Dude.

Posted on | July 1, 2011 | 46 Comments

Words fail:

The father of supermodel Linda Evangelista’s 4-year-old boy is none other than billionaire Frenchman Francois-Henri Pinault — who just happens to be the husband of actress Salma Hayek, The Post has learned. . . .
The Manhattan magistrate’s court action confirms that the two-timing Pinault — CEO of the $28 billion conglomerate that owns Gucci, Bottega Veneta and Yves St. Laurent — is the daddy to two 4-year-olds by different world-famous beauties.

So the dude is married to this:

And he was also gettin’ some of this action on the side:

I’m thinking of starting a new blog “The Other French Billionaire CEO,” because world-famous actresses and supermodels are obviously impressed by that kinda stuff.

All I need is for someone to hit the tip jar for $1 billion . . .

UPDATE: Arnold Schwarzenegger is not a French billionaire CEO.

UPDATE II: Welcome, Instapundit readers! Someone on Twitter had a suggestion: “OK that’s it… tax the French Rich!” Advocates of “social justice” can see that Francois-Henri is getting far more than his fair share. And he probably flies a corporate jet, too.

Category: Celebrities

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