The Other McCain

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Dan Collins, Beauty Pageant Truther

Posted on | April 1, 2011 | 10 Comments

by Smitty

Piece of Work in Progress, noted hotbed of all things conspiracy-related, is pointing to allegations that Dalia Fernandez may have showed the judges the money, in addition to the swimsuit, to secure victory.

Could this be a nefarious face?

Other contestants were devastated at the notion that something as grubby and sinful as money may have disturbed the platonic contemplation of the judges:

Competitor Evi Siskos, poolside, was flattened by the results, although she managed to affect a stunning pose nonetheless.

Stay glued to POWIP for updates. Dan is the dedicated sort of blogger who will work tirelessly to uncover the facts. He’s a taking-care-of-his-readers kinda guy.

Category: Piece of Work in Progress, Rule 5

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