The Other McCain

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April Is Sexy Polka-Dot Bikini Month

Posted on | April 1, 2011 | 9 Comments

Because of my gratitude for all the readers who hit the tip jar during our March End-of-the-Month Bonus Fundraiser, I’ve decided you deserve something special. But this is only for the 0.014% of readers who hit the tip jar, and the other 99.986% can’t look.

Yeah, that’s Mrs. Other McCain looking sexy back in the day, about 20 years ago, when our first child (now 21 and married) was just a toddler and not too long before we conceived our twin sons (who are now 18). Our youngest three children were then just gleams in my wife’s very sexy brown eyes.

So now that the readers are sufficiently guilt-stricken about gazing lustfully on my wife — and realizing that most of you have not, in fact, hit the tip jar yet — I’m offering you another opportunity to expiate your sins by contributing $10 or $20 toward helping pay the bills.

It’s for the children! (And, yeah, their sexy mom, too.)

Category: Rule 5

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