The Global Orgasmatron for Kids
Here’s a story that prompted Duane Lester to allude to Huxley’s Brave New World. It may seem like satirical science fiction — as if, like Woody Allen in Sleeper, we had awakened to discover it is 2173 — but it is an all-too-real fact: “Experts” have determined that what’s wrong with our education system is that […]
BREAKING: Charlie Sheen To Be Northwestern U’s First Heidi Fleiss Chair Of Applied Public Debauchery Studies
by Smitty I’m connecting a couple of (i)d(i)ots here in a less-than-totally-factual sort of way. A curriculum basis for this ‘exciting’ new field can be found here. The ultimate comfort, of course, is that these clowns will eventually have the opportunity to explain themselves to the Almighty.
LIVE AT FIVE – 03.04.11
TOP NEWS Obama Lifts Ban On Mexican Truckers Nothing else gained from summit; Mexico still torqued about Wikileaks revelations Judge Orders Protesters Out of Wisconsin State Capitol Overnight occupations over and done thanks to ruling Westboro “Baptist Church” to Challenge State Anti-Picketing Laws Maryland plans to continue enforcing law regardless of Phelps clan’s intentions POLITICS […]
My Favorite Kardashian
Forget about Kim and Kourtney. It’s definitely Khloe, thanks to this Tweet she sent Thursday: I’m sure My Favorite Kardashian™ will want to check out Herman Cain’s article, “In Defense of American Exceptionalism,” from the March issue of The American Spectator. And then she’ll want to join the grassroots online army at Citizens for […]
Frank LaRose Denounces ‘Mean-Spirited Personal Attacks and Senseless Threats’
A lawyer representing the Ohio Fraternal Order of Police had seemingly threatened state Sen. Frank LaRose for voting in favor of S.B. 5, a bill to limit the power of government employee unions. Without directly mentioning Ohio FOP lawyer Mike Piotrowski’s “cops hold grudges” remark, LaRose condemned such threats in a statement (PDF) today explaining […]
Obama: ‘Take Back America’ Is Racist for Tea Party, But Not for Progressives
This was mentioned Tuesday, but now the U.S. News & World Report article is available online: But Obama, in his most candid moments, acknowledged that race was still a problem. In May 2010, he told guests at a private White House dinner that race was probably a key component in the rising opposition to his […]
Nigerian Internet Scammers Now Impersonating FBI Director Mueller
Went to my e-mail spam box today looking to see if an important message had gotten misdirected, as sometimes happens. Among the spams I had received (from bbc2010@reagan.com) was this e-mail: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC Attention: Beneficiary, Records show that […]
Is Christina Aguilera On The Same Casey Jones Train As Charlie Sheen?
by Smitty I was introducing a colleague to the fine addiction that is the RSS reader when he brought up a blog that is arguably more shameless that this one (if such is possible): What Would Tyler Durden Do? WWTDD? is a Fight Club reference, and I must out myself as the only human being […]
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