The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

‘Ran Into Rahm Emmanuel In The Train Station This Morning’

Posted on | October 25, 2010 | 15 Comments

by Smitty

Narrative due to Williscroft:

“Rahm!” I shouted, walking up & sticking out my hand. He took it and gave it a limp-wristed shake, smiling something trite. I gripped hard and didn’t let go.

“You’re in for a pretty hard time come Election Day, aren’t you?” I said, breathing down into his little chimp face.

“We all are, brother,” he said, squirming a little.

“Nah.” I said. “Just you.” Let go of his hoof. “Thanks for f*****g up my country, a*****e.”

And I floated off to my train, feeling FINE!

Category: Illinois

Comments

15 Responses to “‘Ran Into Rahm Emmanuel In The Train Station This Morning’”

  1. Robert
    October 26th, 2010 @ 1:55 am

    So, if I use profanity, then you are above my level? Elite much? If the point you are stumbling around trying to make is that “It’s not nice to curse”, then thanks grandma.