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Alan Grayson Is Not Scum

Posted on | September 28, 2010 | 19 Comments

Allan Grayson is the disease-causing bacteria which infect the parasitical worms found in putrid diarrhetic feces oozing from the rectums of scavengers that prey upon maggots which grow in the decaying carcasses of poisonous vipers that die after eating insects which consume tainted scum.

(This has been a public service announcement from Floridians Against the Defamation of Scum.)

DANIEL WEBSTER
for U.S. CONGRESS

UPDATE: Michael Moynihan asks, “Is Alan Grayson the most loathsome member of Congress?” Is that even a question?

Investigating how this anti-social creep got to Congress, I discovered that a Republican who had pledged to serve only four terms in office broke that promise and ran again in 2008, barely won the GOP primary, and subsequently lost to Grayson.

Which is to say that, like Charlie Crist, we can blame Grayson on the Republican Party of Florida. Also, this is the 8th District, which includes Disney World, where some people earn a living being Goofy.

Comments

19 Responses to “Alan Grayson Is Not Scum”

  1. NadePaulKuciGravMcKi
    September 28th, 2010 @ 2:36 am

    AIPAC? fears? the real 9/11 investigation.

  2. MrPaulRevere
    September 28th, 2010 @ 2:47 am

    Speaking of scum Mr. McCain, it appears leftist agitprop smear merchant Mike Stark is behind the ‘Boehner is having an affair’ story. Byron York has the details: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/Evidence-points-to-left-wing-activist-as-source-of-Boehner-affair-rumor-103837624.html

  3. paul mitchell
    September 28th, 2010 @ 6:03 am

    Lemme get this straight, Stacy is NOT a fan of Grayson?

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    September 28th, 2010 @ 12:09 pm

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  5. Steve Poling
    September 28th, 2010 @ 1:14 pm

    When Stephen Colbert testified before congress, it was annoying, but we didn’t have to take him seriously. Trouble with Congressman Grayson is that we have to take THAT clown seriously. Congressman Grayson dishonors the institution of the House of Representatives and ending this dishonor is a sufficient reason for his constituents to vote for Daniel Webster.

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    September 28th, 2010 @ 2:21 pm

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    September 28th, 2010 @ 6:36 pm

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  12. T Christopher
    September 29th, 2010 @ 5:01 pm

    Great post fellas. Wonderful stuff. Loved the line “this is the 8th District, which includes Disney World, where some people earn a living being Goofy.” Brilliant!

    T

  13. Bloggers unite to defend scums reputation | The Daley Gator
    September 30th, 2010 @ 6:22 pm

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    September 30th, 2010 @ 8:41 pm

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