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October Surprise?

Posted on | September 22, 2010 | 2 Comments

by Smitty

Insty is fishing.
But BlogProf brings the bait.

Go hard or go home, say I:

WASHINGTON, DC, 2x October, 2010: An unusually wooden President Barack Obama announced his immediate resignation in the Rose Garden today, citing medical concerns.
In a un-presidented move, Joe Biden declined to take the oath, allowing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to step forward as the first female President of the United States. Stock values for underwear manufacturers skyrocketed.
Marxist Media pundits immediately blamed everyone they’d been blaming for the last two years.
Jimmie Carter’s offer to pinch-hit was ignored by all but Harry Reid, who allowed that Jimmie is the hottest member of the ex-Presidents club. A Platonic heat, mind you.
Robert Gibbs, asked if the medical concern had to do with Obama’s head ‘sploding due to the election results, lifted his right index finger, opened his mouth, inhaled, closed his mouth, dropped the finger, and sighed.

Category: Blogging, Instapundit

Comments

2 Responses to “October Surprise?”

  1. Ran / Si Vis Pacem
    September 22nd, 2010 @ 12:57 pm

    How about…
    Obama steps-down, to spend more time with his family immediately after pardoning (blanket!) every reprobate he’s ever met, and BiteMe steps-up, offering his full and complete pardon to Obama for all crimes and Absolution for all Sins just fer good measure.