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Gulf Cleanup Pussy Just Pluckered Out

Posted on | July 3, 2010 | 15 Comments

by Smitty (via HotAir)

We heard Anderson Cooper’s tale of woe regarding the mostly opaque level of transparency set by the Hopium and Changeeba Administration.

Reacting quickly, and noting that the 65′ First Amendment FTW zone applies to humans, we dispached Sissypuss the Blog Kitty. Sissypuss, we discovered, had been hanging around Philadelphia, thinking to pick up a billet in the New Black Panthers, not realizing there was a slight species issue holding up matters.

An oil-soaked Sissypuss collapses in exhaustion

Sissypuss’s report is shocking:

These jokers just keep on pluckin’ that chicken, seagull, and albatross. If they could but operationalize the leadership vacuum, they could grab all the oil from the plume lickety split. They’re between stages 3 & 4 on the standard project continuum. The guilty, of course, are long gone, and the bag holders know this is the ecological equivalent of an inoperable tumor. So we’re basically going through a ride-it-out ritual. Look for lots of retirements and disappearances from the org chart over the next few weeks.

The certain knowledge that even the stupidest segment of the electorate isn’t going to buy the ‘blame Bush’ shtick is sinking into the remaining apparatchiks. Reality, unlike people, yields poorly to propaganda. If only watching Anderson Cooper’s slow realization that he has sold his soul to Cthulhu could provide some belly laughs.

The US has had enough. The question to play out is whether the current Administration can successfully kneecap the country’s energy production, or whether the Administration is replaced with an organization capable of balancing economic and environmental concerns in a non-suicidal manner.

For a good roundup, see Obi’s Sister.

Update: Whoops! Neglected to link my cat photo source.

Category: Farce, Media Bias, Sissypuss the Blog Kitty

Comments

15 Responses to “Gulf Cleanup Pussy Just Pluckered Out”

  1. jefferson101
    July 3rd, 2010 @ 10:31 pm

    If you get within 65′ of the oil, you will probably catch some kind of “Crude Oil Disease”, and die someday. (The rest of us won’t. Just you fools who get exposed to weathered Crude Oil!)

    It’s seriously toxic, don’t you know? They are trying to save your life here, Anderson Cooper. Run Away!

    Sometimes I wonder if the paranoids who are worrying about Obama declaring an Emergency and wanting to evacuate the Gulf Coast aren’t on to something here.

    That’s a reach that I’m not quite capable of grasping, just yet, but exactly what do they think they are accomplishing with that?

    The World Wonders!

  2. jefferson101
    July 3rd, 2010 @ 6:31 pm

    If you get within 65′ of the oil, you will probably catch some kind of “Crude Oil Disease”, and die someday. (The rest of us won’t. Just you fools who get exposed to weathered Crude Oil!)

    It’s seriously toxic, don’t you know? They are trying to save your life here, Anderson Cooper. Run Away!

    Sometimes I wonder if the paranoids who are worrying about Obama declaring an Emergency and wanting to evacuate the Gulf Coast aren’t on to something here.

    That’s a reach that I’m not quite capable of grasping, just yet, but exactly what do they think they are accomplishing with that?

    The World Wonders!

  3. Moe Lane » #rsrh Obamaspill Schism?
    July 3rd, 2010 @ 8:17 pm

    […] (H/T Obi’s Sister & The Other McCain) […]

  4. Rob
    July 4th, 2010 @ 2:28 am

    He might join the Tea Party at this rate…that is if he loves the 1st Amendment. For the record I am still in need of an art review of my latest piece. Stacy Smitty, please, I know y’all are busy with the wedding but please! I need constructive feedback…

  5. Rob
    July 3rd, 2010 @ 10:28 pm

    He might join the Tea Party at this rate…that is if he loves the 1st Amendment. For the record I am still in need of an art review of my latest piece. Stacy Smitty, please, I know y’all are busy with the wedding but please! I need constructive feedback…

  6. Oy Vey
    July 4th, 2010 @ 2:29 am

    Oy vey, indeed!

  7. Oy Vey
    July 3rd, 2010 @ 10:29 pm

    Oy vey, indeed!

  8. l oneal
    July 4th, 2010 @ 2:35 am

    Dear youall, The Hayride is in your blogroll and is a wealth of info.

  9. l oneal
    July 3rd, 2010 @ 10:35 pm

    Dear youall, The Hayride is in your blogroll and is a wealth of info.

  10. Richard McEnroe
    July 4th, 2010 @ 4:08 am

    Dear Mr. Cooper, the phrase you are having a hard time speaking is, “Wow, I really F***ed Up in 2008, didn’t I?”

  11. Richard McEnroe
    July 4th, 2010 @ 12:08 am

    Dear Mr. Cooper, the phrase you are having a hard time speaking is, “Wow, I really F***ed Up in 2008, didn’t I?”

  12. Barack Obama
    July 4th, 2010 @ 2:53 pm

    Sorry dude, but I really do not want to keep answering questions about that mess. Out of sight, out of mind. Admiral Brad Allen, hmmmm, I like the cut of that guy’s jib.

    Oh, and I blame Bush.

  13. Barack Obama
    July 4th, 2010 @ 10:53 am

    Sorry dude, but I really do not want to keep answering questions about that mess. Out of sight, out of mind. Admiral Brad Allen, hmmmm, I like the cut of that guy’s jib.

    Oh, and I blame Bush.

  14. Obi's Sister
    July 4th, 2010 @ 5:11 pm

    Thanks for the link!

  15. Obi's Sister
    July 4th, 2010 @ 1:11 pm

    Thanks for the link!