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They’re Real and They’re . . .

Posted on | June 9, 2010 | 31 Comments

. . . Sarah Palin’s? A misogynistic liberal Web site began speculating about the possibility of artificial enhancement, which prompted an indignant response from a leading conservative authority on impressive authenticity, Tabitha Hale:

If this were only on Wonkette’s site, I would never have seen it. I don’t exactly frequent there. However, the story picked up some legs. It’s been talked about by the Boston Herald, local news, and all kinds of leftwing blogs. Not to mention the “feminists” who claim that the question prompted “thoughtful discussion.” I picked it up initially via Jammie Wearing Fool.

The willingness to latch onto a complete load of crap like this is indicative of the real issue, which is that instead of acknowledging the power of Sarah Palin and launching serious attacks on, say, her grassroots cred after her establishment endorsements, they’d rather talk about her boobs. It’s demeaning. It’s offensive. It’s totally inappropriate.

Read the whole thing, because I would never — never — tolerate any inappropriate discussion about boobs. IYKWIMAITYD.

Category: Feminism, Rule 5, Sarah Palin

Comments

31 Responses to “They’re Real and They’re . . .”

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  2. archer52
    June 10th, 2010 @ 4:12 am

    Dude,

    Let’s just cut to the chase here. She is a woman. A woman who can shoot a gun, gut a moose, raise kids, has her own money, is independent and has nice, as Al Bundy would say, “big ‘uns.” By actions of Todd, he ain’t hurtin’ neither.

    So lets just admire her, respect that lucky bast**d’s good luck and wish someday WE would find a rounded out woman like that.

    The left can’t handle a real woman. Men on the left would pee themselves when confronted by a woman like Palin. Heck, they already do!

  3. archer52
    June 10th, 2010 @ 12:12 am

    Dude,

    Let’s just cut to the chase here. She is a woman. A woman who can shoot a gun, gut a moose, raise kids, has her own money, is independent and has nice, as Al Bundy would say, “big ‘uns.” By actions of Todd, he ain’t hurtin’ neither.

    So lets just admire her, respect that lucky bast**d’s good luck and wish someday WE would find a rounded out woman like that.

    The left can’t handle a real woman. Men on the left would pee themselves when confronted by a woman like Palin. Heck, they already do!

  4. nicholas
    June 10th, 2010 @ 4:31 am

    “instead of acknowledging the power of Sarah Palin and launching serious attacks on, say, her grassroots cred after her establishment endorsements”

    A serious attack would be to challenge her grass roots appeal to rank and file conservatives, when she has received endorsements from the ‘establishment’? The establishment conservative media certainly hasn’t endorsed Sarah Palin. They were all bending over backwards attacking her lack of east coast Ivy education and yucking it up with Tina Fey on SNL. You seem a tad off the mark there Tabitha.

    “It’s demeaning. It’s offensive. It’s totally inappropriate.”

    Well, yeah. But that’s par for the course with most liberal editorials, and criticism from the left in general. Did you think that was something new?

    “they’d rather talk about her boobs.”

    Well, we don’t really talk about them. When it comes to cleavage you’re not supposed to stare. I think you are just supposed to be aware of them … and perhaps just kind of sneak a peak.

  5. nicholas
    June 10th, 2010 @ 12:31 am

    “instead of acknowledging the power of Sarah Palin and launching serious attacks on, say, her grassroots cred after her establishment endorsements”

    A serious attack would be to challenge her grass roots appeal to rank and file conservatives, when she has received endorsements from the ‘establishment’? The establishment conservative media certainly hasn’t endorsed Sarah Palin. They were all bending over backwards attacking her lack of east coast Ivy education and yucking it up with Tina Fey on SNL. You seem a tad off the mark there Tabitha.

    “It’s demeaning. It’s offensive. It’s totally inappropriate.”

    Well, yeah. But that’s par for the course with most liberal editorials, and criticism from the left in general. Did you think that was something new?

    “they’d rather talk about her boobs.”

    Well, we don’t really talk about them. When it comes to cleavage you’re not supposed to stare. I think you are just supposed to be aware of them … and perhaps just kind of sneak a peak.

  6. KG
    June 10th, 2010 @ 5:33 am

    Hey RSM, where is the obligatory “they’re real and they’re spectacular!”? Gotta have some standards….

  7. KG
    June 10th, 2010 @ 1:33 am

    Hey RSM, where is the obligatory “they’re real and they’re spectacular!”? Gotta have some standards….

  8. Estragon
    June 10th, 2010 @ 6:35 am

    If the leftists worried less about (D) boobs on Sarah Palin and more about (D) boobs in elected office, the country would be better off.

  9. Estragon
    June 10th, 2010 @ 2:35 am

    If the leftists worried less about (D) boobs on Sarah Palin and more about (D) boobs in elected office, the country would be better off.

  10. Largebill
    June 10th, 2010 @ 12:35 pm

    What a bunch of morons. Have they never known a woman? Do they not understand that a woman’s chest will appear different depending on what type shirt or sweater she is wearing?

  11. Largebill
    June 10th, 2010 @ 8:35 am

    What a bunch of morons. Have they never known a woman? Do they not understand that a woman’s chest will appear different depending on what type shirt or sweater she is wearing?

  12. ak4mc
    June 10th, 2010 @ 1:24 pm

    I guess obsessing on her parts lower down wasn’t working out so well for Andrew Sullivan, so they’re trying to elevate the discussion.

  13. ak4mc
    June 10th, 2010 @ 9:24 am

    I guess obsessing on her parts lower down wasn’t working out so well for Andrew Sullivan, so they’re trying to elevate the discussion.

  14. Dave C
    June 10th, 2010 @ 1:27 pm

    “Have they never known a woman? ”

    No.

  15. Dave C
    June 10th, 2010 @ 9:27 am

    “Have they never known a woman? ”

    No.

  16. Noel
    June 10th, 2010 @ 2:02 pm

    This is the blogospheric Warholic/Clinton Rule:

    One Grope for 15 Seconds of Fame.

    Times up.

  17. Noel
    June 10th, 2010 @ 10:02 am

    This is the blogospheric Warholic/Clinton Rule:

    One Grope for 15 Seconds of Fame.

    Times up.

  18. dad29
    June 10th, 2010 @ 2:52 pm

    To settle this matter, I offer to personally inspect the questionable goods.

    I’ll be happy to be supervised during the inspection, and my standards will conform to all applicable Male Boob-Testing standards (R. 654335(a)) which have been extant since…….ohh…. Day One.

    Please relay this offer to Ms. Palin at your earliest convenience.

    Do NOT tell my wife.

  19. dad29
    June 10th, 2010 @ 10:52 am

    To settle this matter, I offer to personally inspect the questionable goods.

    I’ll be happy to be supervised during the inspection, and my standards will conform to all applicable Male Boob-Testing standards (R. 654335(a)) which have been extant since…….ohh…. Day One.

    Please relay this offer to Ms. Palin at your earliest convenience.

    Do NOT tell my wife.

  20. MS
    June 10th, 2010 @ 4:23 pm

    Another attempt at a smear by the leftist blogosphere has failed! I now have two more reasons to love Sarah!

  21. MS
    June 10th, 2010 @ 12:23 pm

    Another attempt at a smear by the leftist blogosphere has failed! I now have two more reasons to love Sarah!

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  23. Roxeanne de Luca
    June 10th, 2010 @ 7:44 pm

    Do they not understand that a woman’s chest will appear different depending on what type shirt or sweater she is wearing?

    Or what kind of bra she’s wearing?

    On a side note, the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale is going on now. Maybe the frugal Gov. Palin bought herself a push-up bra for half off.

  24. Roxeanne de Luca
    June 10th, 2010 @ 3:44 pm

    Do they not understand that a woman’s chest will appear different depending on what type shirt or sweater she is wearing?

    Or what kind of bra she’s wearing?

    On a side note, the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale is going on now. Maybe the frugal Gov. Palin bought herself a push-up bra for half off.

  25. ak4mc
    June 10th, 2010 @ 9:55 pm

    Gov. Palin… Push-up bra… Half off…

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  26. ak4mc
    June 10th, 2010 @ 5:55 pm

    Gov. Palin… Push-up bra… Half off…

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  27. RightGirl
    June 11th, 2010 @ 12:03 am

    While I can vouch for Tabitha Hale’s, erm, authenticity… One never knows what Her Palinship is up to. Then again, only Andrew Sullivan cares about Palin’s LadyBits.

    RG

  28. RightGirl
    June 10th, 2010 @ 8:03 pm

    While I can vouch for Tabitha Hale’s, erm, authenticity… One never knows what Her Palinship is up to. Then again, only Andrew Sullivan cares about Palin’s LadyBits.

    RG

  29. hrh
    June 11th, 2010 @ 2:11 am

    The ultimate rebuttal to this nonsense.

    With visual evidence.

    http://barbaricthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/06/seriously.html

  30. hrh
    June 10th, 2010 @ 10:11 pm

    The ultimate rebuttal to this nonsense.

    With visual evidence.

    http://barbaricthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/06/seriously.html

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