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Another Ex-Disney Starlet Goes Slutty: Miley Cyrus Fakes Lesbian Kiss on TV

Posted on | June 4, 2010 | 18 Comments

Britney Spears, burnout baby-mama. Lindsay Lohan, burnout drunk. Now, 17-year-old former Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus does the fake-lesbian shtick in a guest performance on Britain’s Got Talent . Skip to 1:20 if you want to be (not) shocked:

Look: If this kind of stunt was boring when Adam Lambert did it last year, why does Miley Cyrus think it’s exciting this year? At what point will these celebrities figure out that their faux-bohemian épater le bourgeois gestures are no longer avant-garde?

Exit question: If this is what Miley has to do to get attention in her post-Disney career, how long before Selena Gomez or the Jonas Brothers get into a sex-video scandal?

Category: Celebrities, Scandal, Sex

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18 Responses to “Another Ex-Disney Starlet Goes Slutty: Miley Cyrus Fakes Lesbian Kiss on TV”

  1. Jesse Griffin
    June 4th, 2010 @ 3:49 pm

    how long before Selena Gomez or the Jonas Brothers get into a sex-video scandal?
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    Not soon enough! *drools*

  2. Jesse Griffin
    June 4th, 2010 @ 10:49 am

    how long before Selena Gomez or the Jonas Brothers get into a sex-video scandal?
    ——-
    Not soon enough! *drools*

  3. Alexa
    June 4th, 2010 @ 3:57 pm

    At what point will these celebrities figure out that their faux-bohemian épater le bourgeois gestures are no longer avant-garde?

    It sure got your attention and got you to blog about it, didn’t it? Looks like she was successful at what she was trying to do to me. lol

  4. Alexa
    June 4th, 2010 @ 10:57 am

    At what point will these celebrities figure out that their faux-bohemian épater le bourgeois gestures are no longer avant-garde?

    It sure got your attention and got you to blog about it, didn’t it? Looks like she was successful at what she was trying to do to me. lol

  5. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 4th, 2010 @ 4:36 pm

    Alexa
    June 4th, 2010 @ 10 57

    Whoreblogging — wow, what an idea!

  6. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 4th, 2010 @ 11:36 am

    Alexa
    June 4th, 2010 @ 10 57

    Whoreblogging — wow, what an idea!

  7. ak4mc
    June 4th, 2010 @ 5:31 pm

    It wasn’t even a good fake. It’s like watching a football game while “cuddling” with your gal.

  8. ak4mc
    June 4th, 2010 @ 12:31 pm

    It wasn’t even a good fake. It’s like watching a football game while “cuddling” with your gal.

  9. Bob Belvedere
    June 4th, 2010 @ 5:35 pm

    ‘Whoreblogging’…what’s that?

  10. Bob Belvedere
    June 4th, 2010 @ 12:35 pm

    ‘Whoreblogging’…what’s that?

  11. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 4th, 2010 @ 5:43 pm

    Alex runs a pro-prostitution blog. “Whoreblogging” is not to be confused with blog-whoring, of course.

  12. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 4th, 2010 @ 12:43 pm

    Alex runs a pro-prostitution blog. “Whoreblogging” is not to be confused with blog-whoring, of course.

  13. Joe
    June 4th, 2010 @ 6:27 pm

    ***Yawwwwwwn*** That was rather lame.

    Miley is trying to break out but this is not the way to do it. She is not Madonna, and Madonna did all this stuff like what, a hundred years ago. Talent is the way to do it.

    I know that sounds old fashioned, but if you can really sing well and have good song writing, you can get gigs without gimics. Perhaps she feels like other stars in her market are running past her.

    Then again, her pop’s career stalled after Achey Breaky Heart (making him the classic one hit wonder). Maybe she is just a child actress and is done.

  14. Joe
    June 4th, 2010 @ 1:27 pm

    ***Yawwwwwwn*** That was rather lame.

    Miley is trying to break out but this is not the way to do it. She is not Madonna, and Madonna did all this stuff like what, a hundred years ago. Talent is the way to do it.

    I know that sounds old fashioned, but if you can really sing well and have good song writing, you can get gigs without gimics. Perhaps she feels like other stars in her market are running past her.

    Then again, her pop’s career stalled after Achey Breaky Heart (making him the classic one hit wonder). Maybe she is just a child actress and is done.

  15. The WyBlog
    June 4th, 2010 @ 9:49 pm

    Miley Cyrus fakes lesbian kiss on TV, is it her audition for Sex and the City?…

    Miley Cyrus wants us to know that she’s all grown up now. The ear tattoo, her own place, lap dancing, and now a fake lesbian kiss on British TV. Can a naked Rolling Stone cover be far behind?…

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