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Tipper Gore — Available!

Posted on | June 1, 2010 | 45 Comments

First, Al Gore invented the Internet. Then, he announced his separation via e-mail:

Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday.
In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: “We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate.
“This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”

So . . . the cougar is on the prowl.

Which one of you healthy young fellows wants to help Tipper get her groove back? I’m thinking Will Folks might be available for this assignment.

Category: Celebrities, Liberals

Comments

45 Responses to “Tipper Gore — Available!”

  1. CrustyB
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:09 pm

    When Tipper talks dirty during sex does she stick an “explicit lyrics or content” label on herself?

  2. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:09 pm

    Now that I am a green messiah I can get women younger than my daughters to do things I could only dream about. As global warming goes up, so does the Goracle’s red hot passion.

    But for Tipper, it is global cooling big time.

  3. CrustyB
    June 1st, 2010 @ 12:09 pm

    When Tipper talks dirty during sex does she stick an “explicit lyrics or content” label on herself?

  4. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 12:09 pm

    Now that I am a green messiah I can get women younger than my daughters to do things I could only dream about. As global warming goes up, so does the Goracle’s red hot passion.

    But for Tipper, it is global cooling big time.

  5. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:11 pm

    I do not want to get too graphic, but my hockey stick graph is definitely heading in the wrong direction when Tipper is involved.

  6. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 12:11 pm

    I do not want to get too graphic, but my hockey stick graph is definitely heading in the wrong direction when Tipper is involved.

  7. LibertarianAdvocate
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:28 pm

    I’m wondering who’s gonna get the $8.875 Million new spread in Montecito?

    http://libertarianadvocate.blogspot.com/2010/05/global-warming-mouthpiece-serial-grad.html

  8. LibertarianAdvocate
    June 1st, 2010 @ 12:28 pm

    I’m wondering who’s gonna get the $8.875 Million new spread in Montecito?

    http://libertarianadvocate.blogspot.com/2010/05/global-warming-mouthpiece-serial-grad.html

  9. Ron Jones
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:38 pm

    Hey…Now Al can have himself one of those freaky hemp-wearing chicks.

    What better way to accessorize your dirt worshiping paganism, than to have a hairy hottie on your arm who buys into your marxist environmentalism?

  10. Ron Jones
    June 1st, 2010 @ 12:38 pm

    Hey…Now Al can have himself one of those freaky hemp-wearing chicks.

    What better way to accessorize your dirt worshiping paganism, than to have a hairy hottie on your arm who buys into your marxist environmentalism?

  11. Lenny
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:43 pm

    Maybe Al became a switch hitter? or catcher?

  12. Lenny
    June 1st, 2010 @ 12:43 pm

    Maybe Al became a switch hitter? or catcher?

  13. Bob Belvedere
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:46 pm

    Ron: Just one hairy hottie hippe chick?

  14. Bob Belvedere
    June 1st, 2010 @ 12:46 pm

    Ron: Just one hairy hottie hippe chick?

  15. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:48 pm

    Ann Althouse said…
    He survived the 7-year itch, the 14-year itch, the 21-year itch, the 28-year itch, the 35-year itch, and then… the onset of the 42-year itch was finally just too much. He had to go for some other woman’s warm globes?

    6/1/10 12:21 PM

    No comment till the divorce is finalized.

  16. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 12:48 pm

    Ann Althouse said…
    He survived the 7-year itch, the 14-year itch, the 21-year itch, the 28-year itch, the 35-year itch, and then… the onset of the 42-year itch was finally just too much. He had to go for some other woman’s warm globes?

    6/1/10 12:21 PM

    No comment till the divorce is finalized.

  17. Will Folks
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:52 pm

    Tipper, hell, who do you think was the “other woman” with the Gorecle?

    Don’t ask, don’t tell.

  18. Will Folks
    June 1st, 2010 @ 12:52 pm

    Tipper, hell, who do you think was the “other woman” with the Gorecle?

    Don’t ask, don’t tell.

  19. Lipton T. Bagg
    June 1st, 2010 @ 6:10 pm

    OK, peering into the future I see:

    Tipper Gore coming out as a Conservative and developing a webpage called “Right On The Tipper”. This happens right after a scientist from a leading global sciences group outs ALGORE as a climosexual – who will only have carnal knowledge with another male member (!) of the Climategate community.

    “…The hockey stick was always a scientific fact, inasmuch as it represents the personal profile of ALGORE when aroused by another man, or a new government grant boosting his checking account…”

    Mark the calender – you heard it here first…

    -LTB

  20. Lipton T. Bagg
    June 1st, 2010 @ 1:10 pm

    OK, peering into the future I see:

    Tipper Gore coming out as a Conservative and developing a webpage called “Right On The Tipper”. This happens right after a scientist from a leading global sciences group outs ALGORE as a climosexual – who will only have carnal knowledge with another male member (!) of the Climategate community.

    “…The hockey stick was always a scientific fact, inasmuch as it represents the personal profile of ALGORE when aroused by another man, or a new government grant boosting his checking account…”

    Mark the calender – you heard it here first…

    -LTB

  21. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 6:30 pm

    CrustyB, it was the lack of such talk that was part of the problem. But these enviromental chicks, whewwwwwwy. You might have to wash them down first to get the patchouli off, but they remain foul mouthed little vixens.

  22. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 1:30 pm

    CrustyB, it was the lack of such talk that was part of the problem. But these enviromental chicks, whewwwwwwy. You might have to wash them down first to get the patchouli off, but they remain foul mouthed little vixens.

  23. JakeG
    June 1st, 2010 @ 6:52 pm

    From what I understand about the separation, Al initiated they seperation due to the fact that Tipper has entered an era of “global cooling” in bed. For fear that his sperm count my freeze, Al has decided to cut the cord with his Antarctic significant other, for warmer women.

  24. JakeG
    June 1st, 2010 @ 1:52 pm

    From what I understand about the separation, Al initiated they seperation due to the fact that Tipper has entered an era of “global cooling” in bed. For fear that his sperm count my freeze, Al has decided to cut the cord with his Antarctic significant other, for warmer women.

  25. Red
    June 1st, 2010 @ 7:56 pm

    @ Crusty: Dee Snider has no comment. He’s too busy LHAO.
    @ Ron: “What better way to accessorize your dirt worshiping paganism, than to have a hairy hottie on your arm who buys into your marxist environmentalism?” That one goes in the comments hall of fame.
    @ Lipton: A climosexual? LOL!!! WOW! HAHAHA! Yikes.
    @ Bob: This comments section is a veritable smorgasbord of funny. You’ve got to show a highlight reel.
    @ AL Gore: You nasty.

  26. Red
    June 1st, 2010 @ 2:56 pm

    @ Crusty: Dee Snider has no comment. He’s too busy LHAO.
    @ Ron: “What better way to accessorize your dirt worshiping paganism, than to have a hairy hottie on your arm who buys into your marxist environmentalism?” That one goes in the comments hall of fame.
    @ Lipton: A climosexual? LOL!!! WOW! HAHAHA! Yikes.
    @ Bob: This comments section is a veritable smorgasbord of funny. You’ve got to show a highlight reel.
    @ AL Gore: You nasty.

  27. Brian O'Connor
    June 1st, 2010 @ 9:05 pm

    I think Josh Trevino spoke for us all when he Tweeted: “Just one thought on the Gore thing: who gets the Internet?”

  28. Brian O'Connor
    June 1st, 2010 @ 4:05 pm

    I think Josh Trevino spoke for us all when he Tweeted: “Just one thought on the Gore thing: who gets the Internet?”

  29. Rich Fader
    June 1st, 2010 @ 10:48 pm

    Tipper Gore stayed with Al for forty years. That ought to be grounds for sainthood.

  30. Rich Fader
    June 1st, 2010 @ 5:48 pm

    Tipper Gore stayed with Al for forty years. That ought to be grounds for sainthood.

  31. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 11:00 pm

    I prefer my lovers to treat me as a demi-god. Tipper wasn’t on board with that.

    Let’s just say her ice cap was not melting.

  32. Al Gore
    June 1st, 2010 @ 6:00 pm

    I prefer my lovers to treat me as a demi-god. Tipper wasn’t on board with that.

    Let’s just say her ice cap was not melting.

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  34. ck
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 12:22 am

    Let’s get real, they’re splitting up the assets so that when the carbon trading market is exposed as the criminal fraud that it is they’ll have half of the money they netted from this criminal fraud.

  35. ck
    June 1st, 2010 @ 7:22 pm

    Let’s get real, they’re splitting up the assets so that when the carbon trading market is exposed as the criminal fraud that it is they’ll have half of the money they netted from this criminal fraud.

  36. ck
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 12:25 am

    She’s as evil and sanctimonious as he is, I fart in their general direction.

  37. ck
    June 1st, 2010 @ 7:25 pm

    She’s as evil and sanctimonious as he is, I fart in their general direction.

  38. FenelonSpoke
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 1:12 am

    I will the lone person on here to say that I actually rather liked Tipper Gore. I don’t want to date either of them, but I liked her.

  39. FenelonSpoke
    June 1st, 2010 @ 8:12 pm

    I will the lone person on here to say that I actually rather liked Tipper Gore. I don’t want to date either of them, but I liked her.

  40. E. Berry
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 5:05 am

    Yawn. Call me when Kucinich gets divorced.

  41. E. Berry
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 12:05 am

    Yawn. Call me when Kucinich gets divorced.

  42. Red
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 12:26 pm

    Al Gore wants us to believe ‘other woman’ is Gaia but in reality she spurned him hence his real mistress is a 25% cotton rag stock bearing green ink and a dead president. Don’t sanctify Tipper as she has been in on that threesome all along. It’s just that three became a crowd for hubby. That or it’s like ck said and it’s a fake-up to shelter their ill-gotten gains.

  43. Red
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 7:26 am

    Al Gore wants us to believe ‘other woman’ is Gaia but in reality she spurned him hence his real mistress is a 25% cotton rag stock bearing green ink and a dead president. Don’t sanctify Tipper as she has been in on that threesome all along. It’s just that three became a crowd for hubby. That or it’s like ck said and it’s a fake-up to shelter their ill-gotten gains.

  44. Agnes Bullock
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 4:40 pm

    The yuck factor is too great. Tipper gore and folks? does have more class and taste than that (I hope)

  45. Agnes Bullock
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 11:40 am

    The yuck factor is too great. Tipper gore and folks? does have more class and taste than that (I hope)