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No ‘Horse’ Jokes, Please: Beware of Geeks Bearing Gifts Cheap Condoms

Posted on | May 22, 2010 | 23 Comments

Because some stereotypes aren’t just stereotypes:

D.C. to begin using more-expensive
Trojan condoms in HIV prevention program

High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small . . .
So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company’s super-size Magnum variety . . .

Yes, this clearly validates the stereotype that government giveaway programs foster the entitlement mentality:

No word yet on whether Nancy Pelosi will claim free condoms of “high quality,” at government run schools, is a basic civil right.

What next? WIC vouchers for Starbucks? Don’t low-income mothers have the right to relax with a double-skim decaf mocha latte? What are you, some kind of racist?

Category: Liberals, Racism, Sex

Comments

23 Responses to “No ‘Horse’ Jokes, Please: Beware of Geeks Bearing Gifts Cheap Condoms”

  1. Joe
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 3:55 pm

    Haven’t you heard? We all have a right to everything.

    What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

    The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

  2. Joe
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 10:55 am

    Haven’t you heard? We all have a right to everything.

    What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

    The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

  3. proof
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 4:37 pm

    Poor quality condoms? So is this an admission by the government that they do not always make decisions based on public health, but on cutting costs whenever possible?
    Could this tendency conceivably be continued as they absorb more and more of the health care system?

    And if we can’t make horse jokes, how about a tip?
    Wear your rubbers in the rain!

  4. proof
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 11:37 am

    Poor quality condoms? So is this an admission by the government that they do not always make decisions based on public health, but on cutting costs whenever possible?
    Could this tendency conceivably be continued as they absorb more and more of the health care system?

    And if we can’t make horse jokes, how about a tip?
    Wear your rubbers in the rain!

  5. Washington DC High School Stud
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 5:16 pm

    I would like package of Magnums and some rubber bands, please.

  6. Washington DC High School Student
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 12:16 pm

    I would like package of Magnums and some rubber bands, please.

  7. Dave C
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 5:19 pm

    The funny thing is (at least, funny for those who don’t have it) that Herpes is spread through casual contact..

    A guy can wear three condoms rolled on top of each other and still catch Herpes through the act of the uncovered parts of the genitals. The slappage, in other words.

  8. Dave C
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 12:19 pm

    The funny thing is (at least, funny for those who don’t have it) that Herpes is spread through casual contact..

    A guy can wear three condoms rolled on top of each other and still catch Herpes through the act of the uncovered parts of the genitals. The slappage, in other words.

  9. Robert Stacy McCain
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 5:30 pm

    The slappage, in other words.

    Of course, anyone who points out this fact — that condoms are not 100% effective — is immediately accused of being anti-science, anti-sex and probably a homophobe, to boot.

  10. Robert Stacy McCain
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 12:30 pm

    The slappage, in other words.

    Of course, anyone who points out this fact — that condoms are not 100% effective — is immediately accused of being anti-science, anti-sex and probably a homophobe, to boot.

  11. Joe
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 5:38 pm

    That is not me above, but I like the comment (provided it is given in a scarcastic tone against the government).

  12. Joe
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 12:38 pm

    That is not me above, but I like the comment (provided it is given in a scarcastic tone against the government).

  13. Joe
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 5:39 pm

    When I was in high school I would have wished for more opportunities to even use condoms, but now that my kids (daughters) are approaching that…

    Well let’s just say my views have become far more conservative.

  14. Joe
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 12:39 pm

    When I was in high school I would have wished for more opportunities to even use condoms, but now that my kids (daughters) are approaching that…

    Well let’s just say my views have become far more conservative.

  15. Dave C
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 7:52 pm

    Of course, anyone who points out this fact — that condoms are not 100% effective — is immediately accused of being anti-science, anti-sex and probably a homophobe, to boot.

    Or have very, very small testicles (That tend not to slap).

  16. Dave C
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 2:52 pm

    Of course, anyone who points out this fact — that condoms are not 100% effective — is immediately accused of being anti-science, anti-sex and probably a homophobe, to boot.

    Or have very, very small testicles (That tend not to slap).

  17. Joe
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 11:12 pm

    Dave C.–TMI

  18. Joe
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 6:12 pm

    Dave C.–TMI

  19. kansas
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 11:20 pm

    Would someone tell me where I can sign up for some free shit? I just found out some of what the Democrats snuck into the “health care” bill. 1099 K? Still don’t know what it means. Do have to 1099 the frickin Post Office, Office Depot, Best Buy, my computer guy, the software company in CA, State Farm Insurance? WTF.

  20. kansas
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 6:20 pm

    Would someone tell me where I can sign up for some free shit? I just found out some of what the Democrats snuck into the “health care” bill. 1099 K? Still don’t know what it means. Do have to 1099 the frickin Post Office, Office Depot, Best Buy, my computer guy, the software company in CA, State Farm Insurance? WTF.

  21. Dave C
    May 23rd, 2010 @ 2:21 am

    I can’t believe I forgot to add this

    Or have very, very small testicles

    But why bring Charles Johnson into this.

  22. Dave C
    May 22nd, 2010 @ 9:21 pm

    I can’t believe I forgot to add this

    Or have very, very small testicles

    But why bring Charles Johnson into this.

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