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Linked By The Mighty Gerard! UPDATE: NOAFW Badge Of Honor

Posted on | May 8, 2010 | 9 Comments

by Smitty (h/t Obi’s Sister via email)

This blog is honored to have had National Offend A Feminist Week show up on this famous radar.
We salute Gerard for great taste in beverage assistants and excellent fire control.

Update: WyBlog has the NOAFW badge of honor!

UPDATE (RSM): Allow me to suggest that Mr. Wysocki could use some work on his phraseology:

“[G]et me some f—ing coffee, ok bitch?”

No, no, sir! Patriarchal oppression in the workplace is far more effective when you employ diminuitive endearments, in the manner of a hard-boiled film noir tough guy. Get yourself into the mindset of Bogey or Mitchum, circa 1947. Nobody’s ever heard of that ugly loudmouth Betty Friedan, and the first “sexual harassment” lawsuit is still a good 30 years in the future.

So you say, “Get me another cup of coffee, sweetheart.”

Naturally, the little lady is grateful for the opportunity to make you happy. The “sweetheart” just shows what a big-hearted softy you really are, underneath all that rugged manliness.

Take notes, fellas. This could be on the final.

Category: Blogging, National Offend a Feminist Week

Comments

9 Responses to “Linked By The Mighty Gerard! UPDATE: NOAFW Badge Of Honor”

  1. The WyBlog
    May 9th, 2010 @ 9:17 am

    I humbly accept the NOAFW Badge of Honor…

    I bow before the superior wisdom of Robert Stacy McCain when he gently chastises me. I stand corrected. In my zeal to offend I went too far….

  2. McGehee
    May 9th, 2010 @ 8:12 pm

    So you say, “Get me another cup of coffee, sweetheart.”

    How about “sweet cheeks”…?

    But I imagine sugar [toots] is over the … er, top.

  3. McGehee
    May 9th, 2010 @ 3:12 pm

    So you say, “Get me another cup of coffee, sweetheart.”

    How about “sweet cheeks”…?

    But I imagine sugar [toots] is over the … er, top.

  4. Bob Belvedere
    May 9th, 2010 @ 9:37 pm

    I’m glad to see that Chris accepted your advice, Stacy. But, I guess I know where I stand with the he-man from New Jersey. I admonished him at Noon yesterday:

    Now, now, now, Christopher…while Feminism™ is worthy of all of the scorn, contempt, sarcasm, reason, and Common Sense we can throw at it, we should always conduct ourselves as gentlemen. You last line should read: And while you’re there, get me some fresh coffee, and make it quick, sugar [or sweetie, or baby].

    and, obviously, he doesn’t think much of my advice.

    Well…what do you eexpect from someone from New Frickin’ Jersey.

  5. Bob Belvedere
    May 9th, 2010 @ 4:37 pm

    I’m glad to see that Chris accepted your advice, Stacy. But, I guess I know where I stand with the he-man from New Jersey. I admonished him at Noon yesterday:

    Now, now, now, Christopher…while Feminism™ is worthy of all of the scorn, contempt, sarcasm, reason, and Common Sense we can throw at it, we should always conduct ourselves as gentlemen. You last line should read: And while you’re there, get me some fresh coffee, and make it quick, sugar [or sweetie, or baby].

    and, obviously, he doesn’t think much of my advice.

    Well…what do you eexpect from someone from New Frickin’ Jersey.

  6. Bob Belvedere
    May 9th, 2010 @ 9:38 pm

    I guess I’m just chopped liver and chopped liver has no feelings.

  7. Bob Belvedere
    May 9th, 2010 @ 4:38 pm

    I guess I’m just chopped liver and chopped liver has no feelings.

  8. vanderleun
    May 15th, 2010 @ 6:14 pm

    I am proud, DAMNED PROUD!, to be cited as “mighty” by the much mighter Smitty and RSM!

    In fact, I think I can now say, “I am MIGHTY PROUD!”

    In the future I shall do all in my MIGHTY POWER to insure that RSM and Smitty’s fiendish plot to, dare I say it, RULE THE SPHERE goes forward without a glitch.

  9. vanderleun
    May 15th, 2010 @ 1:14 pm

    I am proud, DAMNED PROUD!, to be cited as “mighty” by the much mighter Smitty and RSM!

    In fact, I think I can now say, “I am MIGHTY PROUD!”

    In the future I shall do all in my MIGHTY POWER to insure that RSM and Smitty’s fiendish plot to, dare I say it, RULE THE SPHERE goes forward without a glitch.