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Stormy Daniels, GOP Porn Star

Posted on | April 6, 2010 | 33 Comments

OK, I’m on deadline on another project tonight and trying hard to resist the temptation to blog about several things, but this was simply irresistible:

Former adult entertainment star Stormy Daniels released the following statement Tuesday, declaring her affiliation with the Republican Party. This statement is believed to be setting up Daniels’ bid for U.S. Senate, running against Senator David Vitter.
“After months of careful deliberation and consult as to the true nature of my political affiliation I am ready today to declare that should I seek the office of US Senator from the great state of Louisiana that I will do so as a Republican.
“While this decision has not been an easy one, recent events regarding Republican National Committee fundraising at Voyeur, an LA based lesbian bondage themed nightclub finally tipped the scales.
“As I have said for well over a year, it is time that our government and our tax policy begin rewarding entrepreneurship and creativity again. It is time again to inspire positive risks and out-of-the-box thinking in the interest of growing a strong economy and a strong America.
“For me, this spirit can be summed up in the RNC’s investment of donor funds at Voyeur.
“As someone who has worked extensively in both the club and film side of the Adult Entertainment Industry, I know from experience that a mere $1900 outlay at a club with the reputation of Voyeur is a clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return. . . .”

“Frugal investment.” Heh. You might get the RNC to buy that excuse, guys, but don’t try it with your wife.

And speaking of “Heh” and wives . . .

Category: Republicans, Rule 5

Comments

33 Responses to “Stormy Daniels, GOP Porn Star”

  1. Lipton T. Bagg
    April 7th, 2010 @ 12:20 am

    Wow! Current events and Rule 5 in one deft stroke! Good job RSM!

  2. Lipton T. Bagg
    April 6th, 2010 @ 7:20 pm

    Wow! Current events and Rule 5 in one deft stroke! Good job RSM!

  3. Robert Stacy McCain
    April 7th, 2010 @ 12:23 am

    Good job RSM!

    Customer satisfaction is Job One.

  4. Robert Stacy McCain
    April 6th, 2010 @ 7:23 pm

    Good job RSM!

    Customer satisfaction is Job One.

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    April 6th, 2010 @ 7:33 pm

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  6. Jack
    April 7th, 2010 @ 12:44 am

    clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return. . . .”

    That was supposed to sound erotic, right?

  7. Jack
    April 6th, 2010 @ 7:44 pm

    clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return. . . .”

    That was supposed to sound erotic, right?

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    April 6th, 2010 @ 7:45 pm

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  9. Dave C
    April 7th, 2010 @ 1:20 am

    At last, a candidate from the GOP I can get behind.

  10. Dave C
    April 6th, 2010 @ 8:20 pm

    At last, a candidate from the GOP I can get behind.

  11. Americaneocon
    April 7th, 2010 @ 1:44 am

    American Power tracked-back with, ‘Topless (Post-Colonial?) Feminists: Now That’s My Kind of Protest!’

  12. Americaneocon
    April 6th, 2010 @ 8:44 pm

    American Power tracked-back with, ‘Topless (Post-Colonial?) Feminists: Now That’s My Kind of Protest!’

  13. proof
    April 7th, 2010 @ 2:17 am

    I could support her…candidacy!

  14. proof
    April 6th, 2010 @ 9:17 pm

    I could support her…candidacy!

  15. Paco
    April 7th, 2010 @ 2:31 am

    The lap dance wing of the Republican Party! Say, this “big tent” idea is not bad.

  16. Paco
    April 6th, 2010 @ 9:31 pm

    The lap dance wing of the Republican Party! Say, this “big tent” idea is not bad.

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  18. Robert Birch
    April 7th, 2010 @ 4:58 am

    I’ll be AMAZED if she somehow wins or is even competitive. Being a pornstar is such a scarlet letter in politics.

  19. Robert Birch
    April 6th, 2010 @ 11:58 pm

    I’ll be AMAZED if she somehow wins or is even competitive. Being a pornstar is such a scarlet letter in politics.

  20. Roxeanne de Luca
    April 7th, 2010 @ 5:18 am

    I want the real news: will she pose nude with Scott Brown?

  21. Roxeanne de Luca
    April 7th, 2010 @ 12:18 am

    I want the real news: will she pose nude with Scott Brown?

  22. Estragon
    April 7th, 2010 @ 6:48 am

    What’s the difference between a hooker and a politician?

    With both you’re paying to get screwed, but only offers a happy ending.

    Don’t tell that one to your wives, either!

  23. Estragon
    April 7th, 2010 @ 1:48 am

    What’s the difference between a hooker and a politician?

    With both you’re paying to get screwed, but only offers a happy ending.

    Don’t tell that one to your wives, either!

  24. Lich
    April 7th, 2010 @ 10:26 am

    Satisfaction guaranteed 😀

  25. Lich
    April 7th, 2010 @ 5:26 am

    Satisfaction guaranteed 😀

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  27. Bob Belvedere
    April 7th, 2010 @ 11:44 am

    Roxe!

  28. Bob Belvedere
    April 7th, 2010 @ 6:44 am

    Roxe!

  29. McGehee
    April 7th, 2010 @ 3:38 pm

    I can see the campaign going off on a tangent.

    Male Voter #1: “There’s no point choosing between the two parties. They’ll both screw you every chance they get.”

    Male Voter #2: “Stormy Daniels is a Republican.”

    Male Voter #1: “Then so am I.”

  30. McGehee
    April 7th, 2010 @ 10:38 am

    I can see the campaign going off on a tangent.

    Male Voter #1: “There’s no point choosing between the two parties. They’ll both screw you every chance they get.”

    Male Voter #2: “Stormy Daniels is a Republican.”

    Male Voter #1: “Then so am I.”

  31. Rich Fader
    April 7th, 2010 @ 3:48 pm

    Stormy Daniels…because God knows, Louisiana could use a happy ending.

  32. Rich Fader
    April 7th, 2010 @ 10:48 am

    Stormy Daniels…because God knows, Louisiana could use a happy ending.

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