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If The Judas Congress Was, Instead, An Engineering Outfit

Posted on | March 23, 2010 | 10 Comments

by Smitty

Pelosi: Launch it now!
Sestak: I really wasn’t a blackshoe, but she doesn’t look seaworthy to me.
P: Once we kick her down the ways, more construction will follow.
S: No, really, that’s how the rules of the game work. Sure, there’s always a little fit and finish once she’s launched, but responsible engineers don’t just throw out a partial product.
Hastings:
S: This is madder than an Eric Massa snorkeling expedition.
P: Shut up, Sestak. We have to get this thing launched before the customer remembers that the original order was for an aircraft!

Category: Democrats, Health Care, Nancy Pelosi

Comments

10 Responses to “If The Judas Congress Was, Instead, An Engineering Outfit”

  1. Indentured Servant Girl
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 12:22 pm

    “Shut up, Sestak. We have to get this thing launched before the customer remembers that the original order was for an aircraft!”

    Hehehe…but we won’t tell anyone if it reached its destination until 2014–after the election.

  2. Indentured Servant Girl
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 5:22 pm

    “Shut up, Sestak. We have to get this thing launched before the customer remembers that the original order was for an aircraft!”

    Hehehe…but we won’t tell anyone if it reached its destination until 2014–after the election.

  3. TR Sterling
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 5:29 pm

    Sestak is not the paragon of wisdom. He was 100% behind the HCR and previously sold out the USA to China on many technical advances when he was working for W.J.Clinton. Most of his civilian subordinates leave his employ after a few months because of his administrative incompetence or belligerence (detailed in his USN papers on his demotion from Admiral of the Navy). Thus Sestak would be the LAST person expected to give reliable advice to Pelosi.

  4. TR Sterling
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 12:29 pm

    Sestak is not the paragon of wisdom. He was 100% behind the HCR and previously sold out the USA to China on many technical advances when he was working for W.J.Clinton. Most of his civilian subordinates leave his employ after a few months because of his administrative incompetence or belligerence (detailed in his USN papers on his demotion from Admiral of the Navy). Thus Sestak would be the LAST person expected to give reliable advice to Pelosi.

  5. Joe
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 6:40 pm

    This is a big deal…Right?

  6. Joe
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 1:40 pm

    This is a big deal…Right?

  7. The Dead Hand
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 7:12 pm

    An aircraft? I never placed the friggin’ order in the first place! Where’s LifeLock when you need them?

  8. The Dead Hand
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 2:12 pm

    An aircraft? I never placed the friggin’ order in the first place! Where’s LifeLock when you need them?

  9. Noah
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 8:08 pm

    Now that is a big f’in ark. Too bad it is not ready.

  10. Noah
    March 23rd, 2010 @ 3:08 pm

    Now that is a big f’in ark. Too bad it is not ready.