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In New Audio, Charles Johnson Al Gore Osama bin Laden Blames U.S. for Climate Change

Posted on | January 29, 2010 | 4 Comments

Little Green Jihadis:

The al-Qaida leader blamed the United States and other industrialized nations for climate change and said the only way to prevent disaster was to break the American economy, calling on the world to boycott U.S. goods and stop using the dollar.
“The effects of global warming have touched every continent. Drought and deserts are spreading, while from the other floods and hurricanes unseen before the previous decades have now become frequent,” bin Laden said in the audiotape, aired on the Arab TV network Al-Jazeera.
The terror leader noted Washington’s rejection of the Kyoto Protocol aimed at reducing greenhouse gases and painted the United States as in the thrall of major corporations that he said “are the true criminals against the global climate” and are to blame for the global economic crisis, driving “tens of millions into poverty and unemployment.”
In response, the U.S. Marine Corps is developing plans to reduce al-Qaeda’s carbon footprint by “blasting those terrorist bastards to smithereens,” according to Pentagon source.

I might have made that last part up.

UPDATE: Dan Collins on Twitter:

Dude, do you even read my blog?

Great minds think alike. Sorry.

Category: Global Warming, Terrorism

Comments

4 Responses to “In New Audio, Charles Johnson Al Gore Osama bin Laden Blames U.S. for Climate Change”

  1. Charles Johnson
    January 30th, 2010 @ 2:12 am

    Living in a cave gives Obama bin Laden a first hand account on climate change.

    Obama? Did I just say Obama? I denounce myself for racism and wingnuttery.

  2. Charles Johnson
    January 29th, 2010 @ 9:12 pm

    Living in a cave gives Obama bin Laden a first hand account on climate change.

    Obama? Did I just say Obama? I denounce myself for racism and wingnuttery.

  3. Osama Bin Laden
    January 30th, 2010 @ 2:23 am

    Charles Johnson is still peddling ass?

  4. Osama Bin Laden
    January 29th, 2010 @ 9:23 pm

    Charles Johnson is still peddling ass?