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Ellie Light Is a Nasty Slut

Posted on | January 24, 2010 | 33 Comments

Ellie Light has never hit my tip jar and doesn’t have a blog. Nor does she have a cute butt. She isn’t divorcing Brad Pitt and she’s not one of Tiger Woods‘ mistresses. She is therefore not the sort of woman who would normally be featured on this blog. However, she’s been making lots of news lately:

Ellie Light sure gets around.
In recent weeks, Light has published virtually identical “Letters to the Editor” in support of President Barack Obama in more than a dozen newspapers.Every letter claimed a different residence for Light that happened to be in the newspaper’s circulation area.
“It’s time for Americans to realize that governing is hard work, and that a president can’t just wave a magic wand and fix everything,” said a letter from alleged Philadelphian Ellie Light, that was published in the Jan. 19 edition of The Philadelphia Daily News. . . .
Variations of Light’s letter ran in Ohio’s Mansfield News Journal on Jan. 13, with Light claiming an address in Mansfield; in New Mexico’s Ruidoso News on Jan. 12, claiming an address in Three Rivers; in South Carolina’s The Sun News on Jan. 18, claiming an address in Myrtle Beach; and in the Daily News Leader of Staunton, Virginia on Jan. 15, claiming an address in Waynesboro. Her publications list includes other papers in Ohio, West Virginia, Maine, Michigan, Iowa, Pennsylvania and California, all claiming separate addresses.

There has been speculation that Ellie Light is a sockpuppet created by Obama’s Astroturfing henchman, David Axelrod. But that’s just because a bunch of right-wing teabaggers want to discredit the White House.

The truth? Ellie Light is a dirty, rotten, syphilitic whore.

Sue me, Ellie.

UPDATE: Jehuda the Rhetorican has actually composed a thoughtful response to Ellie Light.

Jehuda: Don’t waste your time, man. There’s no point trying to talk sense to her. Stupid tramps like Ellie Light never learn.

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33 Responses to “Ellie Light Is a Nasty Slut”

  1. Chuck Cross
    January 24th, 2010 @ 1:58 pm

    “The truth? Ellie Light is a dirty, rotten, syphilitic whore.

    Sue me, Ellie.”

    hahaha, awesome.

  2. Chuck Cross
    January 24th, 2010 @ 8:58 am

    “The truth? Ellie Light is a dirty, rotten, syphilitic whore.

    Sue me, Ellie.”

    hahaha, awesome.

  3. LIttle Miss Attila
    January 24th, 2010 @ 2:27 pm

    Hm. She’s a “slut,” and yet you choose to depict her in a somewhat flattering manner, as a hottie and a woman of the world.
    Stacy, you are truly weird. Do you actually have any kind of coherent world view, or are you just an apple-headed gadfly? NTTAWWT.

  4. LIttle Miss Attila
    January 24th, 2010 @ 9:27 am

    Hm. She’s a “slut,” and yet you choose to depict her in a somewhat flattering manner, as a hottie and a woman of the world.
    Stacy, you are truly weird. Do you actually have any kind of coherent world view, or are you just an apple-headed gadfly? NTTAWWT.

  5. Steve Burri
    January 24th, 2010 @ 3:25 pm

    I don’t see the problem here. Ms. Light is a registered voter at all those addresses.

  6. Steve Burri
    January 24th, 2010 @ 10:25 am

    I don’t see the problem here. Ms. Light is a registered voter at all those addresses.

  7. Mia
    January 24th, 2010 @ 3:43 pm

    Bully women much? Or is Ellie Light a special case?

    With all the crap going down in DC, you’re going to devote your time and your blog to bullying and insulting some silly woman who still thinks Obama is her messiah? So what if she writes letters with fake addresses? This is the biggest threat to our republic you can find??? Let her have her say and the rest of us will have to make up our own minds. It’s called free speech.

    And if she is acting as agent for Obama, and they think this is how to win the hearts and minds of Americans back, then we should be celebrating!

  8. Mia
    January 24th, 2010 @ 10:43 am

    Bully women much? Or is Ellie Light a special case?

    With all the crap going down in DC, you’re going to devote your time and your blog to bullying and insulting some silly woman who still thinks Obama is her messiah? So what if she writes letters with fake addresses? This is the biggest threat to our republic you can find??? Let her have her say and the rest of us will have to make up our own minds. It’s called free speech.

    And if she is acting as agent for Obama, and they think this is how to win the hearts and minds of Americans back, then we should be celebrating!

  9. Miss Sharon
    January 24th, 2010 @ 4:51 pm

    Ellie Light is a fig bar of the imagination brought to us by the same people (AKS&D) who astroturfed Obama into office.

    http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/mar2008/db20080314_121054_page_2.htm

    ~one of many references to the propaganda work of Axelrod who has more of a chance of a positive FTA than this keyboard clone, Ellie Light!

  10. Miss Sharon
    January 24th, 2010 @ 11:51 am

    Ellie Light is a fig bar of the imagination brought to us by the same people (AKS&D) who astroturfed Obama into office.

    http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/mar2008/db20080314_121054_page_2.htm

    ~one of many references to the propaganda work of Axelrod who has more of a chance of a positive FTA than this keyboard clone, Ellie Light!

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  13. Bob Belvedere
    January 24th, 2010 @ 9:41 pm

    Stacy, Stacy, Stacy: If that’s what Ellie looks like then I she’s converted me.

  14. Bob Belvedere
    January 24th, 2010 @ 4:41 pm

    Stacy, Stacy, Stacy: If that’s what Ellie looks like then I she’s converted me.

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  16. Scratcher
    January 24th, 2010 @ 11:39 pm

    Rock the Vote has an automated letter-to-the-editor system. I think I’ve solved it. 🙂

    http://makesmybrainitch.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-ellie-light-rockin-vote.html

  17. Scratcher
    January 24th, 2010 @ 6:39 pm

    Rock the Vote has an automated letter-to-the-editor system. I think I’ve solved it. 🙂

    http://makesmybrainitch.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-ellie-light-rockin-vote.html

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  21. Bob Belvedere
    January 25th, 2010 @ 4:35 pm

    Quoted from and Linked to at:
    Q: Who Is Ellie Light? A: Ellie Light Is A Nasty Slut

    FYI: My post also contains a picture of the REAL Ellie Light.

  22. Bob Belvedere
    January 25th, 2010 @ 11:35 am

    Quoted from and Linked to at:
    Q: Who Is Ellie Light? A: Ellie Light Is A Nasty Slut

    FYI: My post also contains a picture of the REAL Ellie Light.

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  25. That's Right
    January 26th, 2010 @ 12:05 am

    Why God…?…

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  26. DALE
    January 26th, 2010 @ 5:38 am

    Who gives a rats ass?

  27. DALE
    January 26th, 2010 @ 12:38 am

    Who gives a rats ass?

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    January 26th, 2010 @ 9:23 pm

    Linked to at:
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  29. Bob Belvedere
    January 26th, 2010 @ 4:23 pm

    Linked to at:
    People Agree: Ellie Light Is A Nasty Slut

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