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Pudding and Other Sex Scandals

Posted on | January 22, 2010 | 7 Comments

Let’s face it, when Samantha from “Day By Day” joins the AOSHQ Pudding Patrol, a genuinely transformative viral phenomenon has begun. And when Little Miss Attila decides to dip the girls, we could be on the verge of a synergistic online breakthrough. PuddingBalls 2.0!

All because of one man with balls. And one man with pudding. And some dude with a weird video. My chief contribution has been this cyber-guru gibberish to create the illusion that this is something other than the usual moron inside joke.

I wanted to say something about the shocking Scott Brown “they’re both available” scandal and about the shocking Scott Brown’s wife-in-a-bikini scandal, but the afternoon is running away and I have other important work that must before 5 p.m. ET. So there’s no time just now.

Briefly, however, the best way to undermine the stereotype of uptight sex-phobic puritanical right-wingers is . . . well, don’t be an untight sex-phobic puritan. (For example, I’m blogging commando today, IYKWIMAITYD.)

Also, smoke two packs a day and drive like you’re qualifying at Talladega.

UPDATE: “She’s hot and funny and that’s a hard combination to beat.” Mmmmm, smoothies!

Category: Ace of Spades, Day By Day, Little Miss Attila, Massachusetts, Rule 5, Scandal, Senate

Comments

7 Responses to “Pudding and Other Sex Scandals”

  1. Ui2
    January 22nd, 2010 @ 10:33 pm

    The real transformative event will be when the world moves to a pudding-based economy. I’m stocking up on Snack Packs like it’s Y2K.

    The gold standard in pudding, however, is from the fine folks at Kozy Shack: http://www.kozyshack.com/ They use monster corn-fed tapioca balls that are so big they can only be grown on Three Mile Island.

    Yes, Stacy – I said balls.

  2. Ui2
    January 22nd, 2010 @ 5:33 pm

    The real transformative event will be when the world moves to a pudding-based economy. I’m stocking up on Snack Packs like it’s Y2K.

    The gold standard in pudding, however, is from the fine folks at Kozy Shack: http://www.kozyshack.com/ They use monster corn-fed tapioca balls that are so big they can only be grown on Three Mile Island.

    Yes, Stacy – I said balls.

  3. Oxbay
    January 23rd, 2010 @ 11:29 am

    Speaking of Day by Day. Your website is the only one I visit on a daily basis that had DbD. Since you’ve moved to the new format you no longer have it. What gives? The women in Chris Muir’s world are so shapely.

  4. Oxbay
    January 23rd, 2010 @ 6:29 am

    Speaking of Day by Day. Your website is the only one I visit on a daily basis that had DbD. Since you’ve moved to the new format you no longer have it. What gives? The women in Chris Muir’s world are so shapely.

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